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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #19375 on: July 25, 2020, 04:46:45 PM »
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« Reply #19376 on: July 25, 2020, 05:34:36 PM »
Computer Definition.

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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #19378 on: July 25, 2020, 08:36:30 PM »
The difference between love and marriage .

.. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

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« Reply #19380 on: July 25, 2020, 09:37:45 PM »
Marriage puts a ring on a woman's finger, and multiple rings under the man's eyes.

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« Reply #19381 on: July 25, 2020, 11:55:36 PM »
Never marry a tennis player.

Love means nothing to them.
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #19382 on: July 25, 2020, 11:59:18 PM »
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation:

"I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"

An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel.
And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here also."

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« Reply #19384 on: July 26, 2020, 02:45:50 AM »
India records 49,000 new coronavirus infections. In Africa, the number of cases passes 800,000.

Terrible figures.
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« Reply #19385 on: July 26, 2020, 01:20:54 PM »
AHA! ... I SEE THE LIGHT!

In other words, the power is back on after 4 and a half hours of boredom ... Time for a hot cuppa coffee.
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« Reply #19386 on: July 26, 2020, 01:42:45 PM »
Main reason Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Postponed Their Wedding

Caterer needed more time to make plastic wedding-cake bride with a gigantic ass

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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #19387 on: July 26, 2020, 01:58:30 PM »
Auspost delivery is almost at a standstill?
I posted a package to a friend in Townsville last Monday morning at 9.30 am.
Received a tracking email at 6.17pm tonight notifying me that it has reached Melbourne at 4.15 pm today. :angry-old-man-smiley-emoticon
How is my package being transported? If it is by wheelbarrow, please employ more staff so they can at least operate as a relay team!

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« Reply #19388 on: July 26, 2020, 02:01:43 PM »
Reason unknown, but my package is reported as still being in Melbourne as of today. Must be a lazy postie?
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #19389 on: July 26, 2020, 02:47:26 PM »
Australia Post are still trying to work out where Townsville is.

Reason unknown, but my package is reported as still being in Melbourne as of today. Must be a lazy postie?
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #19390 on: July 26, 2020, 03:34:51 PM »
Reason unknown, but my package is reported as still being in Melbourne as of today. Must be a lazy postie?

I never believe the tracking Aussie Post offer...I've had stuff delivered before the "tracking" has even moved...lol


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« Reply #19392 on: July 26, 2020, 05:04:48 PM »
Another Whale sighting earlier today, just at the harbour entrance.

Date & Time    2020-07-26 13:55:00
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Type of Whale    Humpback Whale
Comments    Off the Lee Breakwater, near the corkscrew
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« Reply #19396 on: July 26, 2020, 11:40:58 PM »
Just imagine for a minute if Kanye West did become President?

How about that, a bi-polar President.

On a bad day, he might nuke Switzerland because he doesn't like holes in his cheese, or Mexico because his taco was cold.
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« Reply #19397 on: July 26, 2020, 11:50:06 PM »
They are releasing a movie soon about a guy who plays ping pong with pickles.

It's called 'Volley of the Dills'
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #19398 on: July 27, 2020, 12:06:31 AM »
Another Whale sighting earlier today, just at the harbour entrance.

Date & Time    2020-07-26 13:55:00
Location    Lee Breakwater
Type of Whale    Humpback Whale
Comments    Off the Lee Breakwater, near the corkscrew

Not like anyone can go and see it though, being in Victoria.
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