A little boy gets on the public bus and sits right behind the bus driver.
The boy keeps repeatedly saying, "If my mom was a cow and my dad was a bull, I'd be a little calf.
If my mom was a hen and my dad was a chicken, I'd be a little chick.
If my mom was a deer and my dad was a buck, I'd be a little deer.
If my mom was a duck and my dad was a goose, I'd be a little duckling."
The annoyed bus driver stops the bus and turns to the boy saying, "What if your mom was a drunk and you dad was a bum?"
The boy responds, "Then I'd be a bus driver."
Hi Bodø! ... Just a joke mate, no offence meant!