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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10550 on: January 25, 2019, 09:43:42 PM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10551 on: January 25, 2019, 10:19:50 PM »
STOOPID computer ...

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« Reply #10552 on: January 25, 2019, 10:28:00 PM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10553 on: January 25, 2019, 11:57:22 PM »
Bill Shorten campaigns 7 days a week, because it would cost the Unions too much to retrain him if he took a weekend off.
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« Reply #10554 on: January 26, 2019, 12:01:00 AM »
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« Reply #10555 on: January 26, 2019, 12:21:21 AM »
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« Reply #10556 on: January 26, 2019, 02:21:20 AM »
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« Reply #10557 on: January 26, 2019, 02:35:47 AM »
Trying to work out why there was a tomato on the train?



... Then realised that its the subway.
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« Reply #10558 on: January 26, 2019, 06:18:44 AM »
If you don't provide a sauce it didn't happen.
 
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« Reply #10559 on: January 26, 2019, 06:58:55 AM »
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« Reply #10560 on: January 26, 2019, 10:08:09 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10561 on: January 26, 2019, 10:15:56 AM »
People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.

However, if they throw parties with lots of strippers it would be more acceptable.
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« Reply #10562 on: January 26, 2019, 11:57:26 AM »
He called her on the phone "What would you like as a Valentine gift?"

"Just some flowers" she replied.

He confided to me "I bought her 2 kilos of self raising, and two kilos of plain... will that be enough?"
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« Reply #10563 on: January 26, 2019, 12:04:42 PM »
I sold my house this week, got a good price for it too!

... But it made my Landlord as mad as hell!
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« Reply #10564 on: January 26, 2019, 12:12:12 PM »
You know how you feel when you have a gas attack coming on, and you are unsure whether to sneak it out, or let it build to a ripper?

While I was contemplating this, a telemarketer called.

He got the ripper!
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10565 on: January 26, 2019, 12:15:17 PM »
I sold my house this week, got a good price for it too!
... But it made my Landlord as mad as hell!


 
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10566 on: January 26, 2019, 12:20:57 PM »
 :rofl
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« Reply #10567 on: January 26, 2019, 06:27:32 PM »
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« Reply #10568 on: January 26, 2019, 06:29:58 PM »
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« Reply #10569 on: January 26, 2019, 06:31:51 PM »
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« Reply #10570 on: January 26, 2019, 06:44:55 PM »
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« Reply #10571 on: January 26, 2019, 09:13:21 PM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10572 on: January 26, 2019, 09:20:37 PM »
You can lead a horse to water, but it makes more sense to ride it to the nearest bottle-o.
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« Reply #10573 on: January 26, 2019, 09:26:47 PM »
Today I have been sober for 300 days.


Not like in a row or anything, just the total for the past 45 years.
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