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« Reply #17975 on: April 26, 2020, 10:36:55 AM »
Seems that Kim Jong Un is in a vegetative state.

How long has it been since a country has been run by a vegetable?

Oh! ... sorry... I forgot about America.
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« Reply #17976 on: April 26, 2020, 12:30:02 PM »
Why is it so common to circumcise newborn males in America?


They're taught from a very early age to leave a tip.
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« Reply #17977 on: April 26, 2020, 12:32:54 PM »
Another wasted Sunday in lockdown.

Dammit! Just want to riiiiide!
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« Reply #17978 on: April 26, 2020, 01:08:55 PM »
You might have to book in to donate some blood, Kev!  :thumb


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« Reply #17979 on: April 26, 2020, 01:11:14 PM »
They told me they are no longer interested, because I am over 70.
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« Reply #17980 on: April 26, 2020, 01:18:51 PM »
That's strange...didn't you tell them you have top quality blood???   :crazy  :rofl

Here's their position on "age": https://www.donateblood.com.au/faq/age

You haven't got Mad Cow disease or somethin' you're not telling us about, hey Kev???  :whistle


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« Reply #17981 on: April 26, 2020, 02:53:24 PM »
Nah, nothing like that. I figure that if I am keen enough to travel 200 plus Km to donate blood, they should feel grateful.
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« Reply #17982 on: April 26, 2020, 02:58:23 PM »
Healthy eagles come from America.

Trump claims it's the ill eagles from Mexico that are screwing the system.
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« Reply #17983 on: April 26, 2020, 03:21:46 PM »
Nah, nothing like that. I figure that if I am keen enough to travel 200 plus Km to donate blood, they should feel grateful.

But Kev, you're forgetting, it's all about the ride at the moment...  :whistle

Still, they've been advertising on the idiot box for donors so I'm surprised at their attitude towards you, Kev... :||||



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« Reply #17984 on: April 26, 2020, 03:22:55 PM »
me too
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« Reply #17985 on: April 26, 2020, 03:42:48 PM »
Lets see now, I would like to make some nice banana yoghurt tonight, and it would be good to have some fresh strawberries in it.

I guess I will have to ride to the strawberry farm before they close at 5pm today to purchase some? :think1 :grin

It's a whole 6.2 Km from here....
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« Reply #17986 on: April 26, 2020, 03:46:46 PM »
You might have to ride to Queensland for the bananas, Kev!  :whistle  :rofl


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« Reply #17987 on: April 26, 2020, 03:49:40 PM »
Pre-mix packet yoghurt, Russ.  :thumb
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« Reply #17988 on: April 26, 2020, 04:41:59 PM »
Where's the fun in that?  :o


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« Reply #17989 on: April 26, 2020, 05:59:48 PM »
Itchy wrist Syndrome cured for awhile... Will have pics of new lights luminescence after dark later this evening.

Headed north to the strawberry farm around 1600 hrs, arrow shows location of strawberry farm just north of town, but when I left there I 'accidentally' turned the wrong way...
Didn't have the GPS on board, and so I became a little 'geographically confused'  :think1
Cruised north east, north west, then south west and finally south east until I got my bearings again....  :hatwave

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« Reply #17990 on: April 26, 2020, 07:00:52 PM »
Heres a quick vid of driving lights.

Reflector sign near centre of screen is 700 metres away.

https://youtu.be/2SeufpdVBlk
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« Reply #17991 on: April 26, 2020, 09:31:54 PM »
I guess todays ride could be classed as an exercise in social distancing? Apart from purchasing the strawberries, I was nowhere near another person for the two hour ride. Very little traffic on the road, apart from a few trucks.
Did see a couple of roos and an emu as I came past Kentbruck plantation on the final leg, about 49 minutes from home.
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« Reply #17992 on: April 26, 2020, 09:37:44 PM »
Coming in from the snow one evening, a polar bear cub asked his mother, “Mom, am I 100% polar bear?“
His mother replied, “Yes, son! I am 100% polar bear and your father is 100% polar bear so that makes you 100% polar bear.“

Still not satisfied, the cub went to his father who gave him the same answer. “Of course, son! Also, both your grandmothers
and both your grandfathers were 100% polar bear, so that makes you 100% polar bear.
Why do you want to know?“

“Because I’m absolutely bloody freezing!“
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« Reply #17993 on: April 27, 2020, 02:02:32 PM »
I went to Burger King for dinner yesterday and the woman taking my order had a badge near her left breast that said Pat...


Long story short, I got banned from Burger King.
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« Reply #17994 on: April 27, 2020, 04:23:27 PM »
Every animal has its own specific mating call.
A bird sings, a frog croaks, a wolf howls, a grasshopper chirps, a deer croons,




... and I beg.
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« Reply #17995 on: April 27, 2020, 04:25:16 PM »
A vegan said to me that people who sell meat are disgusting.

I said well yeah, but people that sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.
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« Reply #17996 on: April 27, 2020, 06:17:57 PM »
I stopped by a restaurant for dinner.

The manager said “Sorry we are at capacity, do you mind waiting?".

I said "Sure. No problem.".

Then he hands me two trays, and said "Great! Can you take these pizzas to table 4?".
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« Reply #17997 on: April 27, 2020, 07:01:49 PM »
There are 18 million mobile phones in Australia.

WTF?, has everyone over the age of three got one?
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« Reply #17998 on: April 27, 2020, 07:58:42 PM »
It's all the crims, they usually have 3 or 4... :p


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« Reply #17999 on: April 27, 2020, 09:30:13 PM »
When Gandhi was studying law at the University College of London, a white professor, whose last name was Peters, disliked him intensely and always displayed prejudice and animosity towards him. Also, because Gandhi never lowered his head when addressing him, as he expected…. there were always “arguments” and confrontations.

One day, Mr Peters was having lunch at the dining room of the University, and Gandhi came along with his tray and sat next to the professor. The professor said, “Mr Gandhi, you do not understand. A pig and a bird do not sit together to eat.”
Gandhi looked at him as a parent would a rude child and calmly replied, “Do not worry professor. I’ll fly away,” and he went and sat at another table.

Mr Peters, reddened with rage, decided to take revenge on the next test paper, but Gandhi responded brilliantly to all questions. Mr Peters, unhappy and frustrated, asked him the following question. “Mr Gandhi, if you were walking down the street and found a package, and within was a bag of wisdom and another bag with a lot of money, which one would you take?”

Without hesitating, Gandhi responded, “The one with the money, of course.”

Mr Peters, smiling sarcastically said, “I, in your place, would have taken the wisdom, don’t you think?”

Gandhi shrugged indifferently and responded, “Each one takes what he doesn’t have.”

Mr Peters, by this time, was fit to be tied. So great was his anger that he wrote on Gandhi’s exam sheet the word “idiot” and gave it to Gandhi. Gandhi took the exam sheet and sat down at his desk trying very hard to remain calm while he contemplated his next move.

A few minutes later, Gandhi got up, went to the professor and said to him in a dignified but sarcastically polite tone, “Mr Peters, you signed the sheet, but you did not give me the grade.”
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