FYI, I just had the ex over, which reminded me of her new bike. 15 years ago it was new. More actually. Moved out of Bayswater in 2016, and cleared out the shed, just to find this bike that she "had" to have, was way over 15 yr old and hadn't done 1 mile. In pristine condition, minus the dust, went out on hard rubbish. Nuff said.
What could go wrong?