So this weird guy walks up to me on the street, and asks if I've ever seen the movie Up.
I say I have; it was ok.
He asks if I can buy him a copy, and I tell him I've never met him, so I have no reason to buy him anything.
He keeps bothering me about it, begging me to buy it for him, so I eventually just walked away.
The next day he comes up to me again, asking me to buy the movie for him. I keep avoiding him, but as the days go on, he gets
more aggressive, stalking me and threatening me. Eventually I decide that there's only one was to solve this.
I lure him into a dark alley, where he falls into a booby trap which wraps rope around his ankles and suspends him in midair.
"Please," he says "let me go. All I wanted was a copy of Up."
"No," I replied. "I'm never gonna give you Up, never gonna let you down."