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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10700 on: January 30, 2019, 10:51:19 PM »
Jehovahs Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.
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« Reply #10701 on: January 31, 2019, 01:51:42 AM »
The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having a brain is heartening news for stupid people.
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« Reply #10702 on: January 31, 2019, 02:04:23 AM »
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« Reply #10703 on: January 31, 2019, 02:14:06 AM »
Twisted logic

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« Reply #10704 on: January 31, 2019, 02:23:57 AM »
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« Reply #10705 on: January 31, 2019, 08:05:26 AM »
Dad: "We donated all your toys to the orphanage."

Son: "Why?"

Dad: "So you will have something to play with when we drop you off after lunch."
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« Reply #10706 on: January 31, 2019, 08:09:25 AM »
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« Reply #10707 on: January 31, 2019, 08:15:08 AM »
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« Reply #10708 on: January 31, 2019, 09:12:58 AM »
World's richest ever! Amazon founder Jeff Bezos is the richest man in modern history.

His wealth topped $137 billion in 2019. Spreading that over the next 30 years to the age of 85, and negating any further income, he has a current disposable wealth of $4.56 billion per year, $380 million per month, $12.7 million per day which rounds out to over half a million dollars per hour, 24 hours per day.
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« Reply #10709 on: January 31, 2019, 09:47:38 AM »
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« Reply #10710 on: January 31, 2019, 12:11:35 PM »
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« Reply #10711 on: January 31, 2019, 12:15:15 PM »
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« Reply #10712 on: January 31, 2019, 12:21:56 PM »
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« Reply #10713 on: January 31, 2019, 12:25:36 PM »
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« Reply #10714 on: January 31, 2019, 12:28:22 PM »
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« Reply #10715 on: January 31, 2019, 12:41:18 PM »
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« Reply #10717 on: January 31, 2019, 02:20:16 PM »
Supply and demand.
 
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« Reply #10718 on: January 31, 2019, 02:20:53 PM »
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« Reply #10719 on: January 31, 2019, 02:28:06 PM »
I think it's fake, but was a funny story nevertheless.
 
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« Reply #10720 on: January 31, 2019, 02:41:20 PM »
Never let the truth get in the way of a good yarn.  :grin
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« Reply #10721 on: January 31, 2019, 02:44:20 PM »
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« Reply #10722 on: January 31, 2019, 02:47:23 PM »
What's another word for thesaurus?
 
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« Reply #10723 on: January 31, 2019, 02:50:21 PM »
 :rofl Dunno, ... but a blind one could be called a 'I don't think he-saurus!'
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« Reply #10724 on: January 31, 2019, 02:58:55 PM »
Two Irishmen, Patrick Murphy and Shaun O'Brian grew up together and were lifelong friends.
But alas, Patrick developed cancer, and was dying.

While on his deathbed, Patrick called to his buddy, Shaun, "O'Brian, come 'ere. I 'ave a request for ye."
Shaun walked to his friend's bedside and kneels.
"Shauny ole boy, we've been friends all our lives, and now I'm leaving 'ere. I 'ave one last request fir ye to do."
O'Brian burst into tears, "Anything Patrick, anything ye wish. It's done."
"Well, under me bed is a box containing a bottle of the finest whiskey in all of Ireland. Bottled the year I was born it was.
After I die, and they plant me in the ground, I want you to pour that fine whiskey over me grave so it might soak into me bones and I'll be able to enjoy it for all eternity."

O'Brian was overcome by the beauty and in the true Irish spirit of his friend's request, he asked, "Aye, tis a fine thing you ask of me, and I will pour the whiskey.
But, might I strain it through me kidneys first?"

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