Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3060215 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15975 on:** January 10, 2020, 02:48:55 AM »

Just got woken up by a drunk/druggie shouting and hollering on the footpath outside as he staggered by.

Has about the mentality of a stale bread crust.

Even the cats rushed to the window to see what the commotion was all about.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15976 on:** January 10, 2020, 02:53:25 AM »

I went into a Mexican electronics store, and the clerk asked me what kind of cables I was looking for.

I told him, "Audios."

He waved and walked away to serve another customer.

NTRebel · « **Reply #15977 on:** January 10, 2020, 02:54:33 AM »

Morning Kev you got to stop harrassing them drunks it's not their fault they can't sleep.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15978 on:** January 10, 2020, 02:56:10 AM »

Morning Paul. I just wish that they would find another way to go home.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15979 on:** January 10, 2020, 02:57:31 AM »

Armenia sent a secret message to Syria:

"If we attacked Turkey from the rear... ...do you think the Greeks would help?"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15980 on:** January 10, 2020, 03:00:36 AM »

If a cable news pundit, a reality TV personality, a political spin doctor, Donald Trump and a serial entrepreneur are all locked in a room together, who would be the first to realise they're full of it?

The room.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15981 on:** January 10, 2020, 05:55:49 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15982 on:** January 10, 2020, 05:58:09 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15983 on:** January 10, 2020, 09:55:46 AM »

... and down comes the rain! Started about 30 minutes ago, around 1mm so far.

I hope it helps ease the bushfire problem as it moves eastward.

Bodø · « **Reply #15984 on:** January 10, 2020, 10:01:26 AM »

Kangarooo Island is fast running out of safe havens.

Their smoke blanketed Adelaide when I stepped out for work this morning.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15985 on:** January 10, 2020, 10:03:50 AM »

Not good.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15986 on:** January 10, 2020, 10:50:45 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15987 on:** January 10, 2020, 11:13:07 AM »

Still raining here, but light... 3mm in past 2 hours. Heavier rain forecast for later today.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15988 on:** January 10, 2020, 11:45:03 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15989 on:** January 10, 2020, 12:02:07 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15990 on:** January 10, 2020, 12:27:43 PM »

Just saw a teen riding a pushbike no hands, and texting...

Rode into the back of a parked car.

Darwin Award contender?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15991 on:** January 10, 2020, 01:00:11 PM »

Has been a further 5 mm of rain here in the past two hours, with more coming. Still light but steady.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15992 on:** January 10, 2020, 01:03:12 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15993 on:** January 10, 2020, 01:05:42 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15994 on:** January 10, 2020, 01:09:08 PM »

A man walks into a solicitors office, and asks : "How much do you charge for legal advice?"

The Lawyer replied : "$50 per question."

"Isn't that a bit steep?"

"Not really, - what's your third question?"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15995 on:** January 10, 2020, 02:18:06 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15996 on:** January 10, 2020, 02:30:48 PM »

Nurse is speaking to the doctor about a patient: "His doctor said on the phone that his condition is caused by 'folenfromatry?'... I have never heard of this?"

The doctor replied: "It says here on the paperwork that he has fallen from a tree!"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15997 on:** January 10, 2020, 03:27:27 PM »

Coates Hire had a self promotion gig at a shopping mall.

Who ya gonna call? Coates Buskers!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15998 on:** January 10, 2020, 03:37:07 PM »

Rain appears to have moved on heading towards the north east. Had around 9mm total here since this morning.
I guess their estimation of heavy rain was only a wish?

Shillas · « **Reply #15999 on:** January 10, 2020, 03:45:39 PM »

For most of Australia, 9mm would be heavy rain at the moment.

Maybe you should hire yourself out as a rain maker, always seems to be raining on you.

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Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3060215 times)

Bodø