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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #17725 on: April 09, 2020, 07:17:12 AM »
Has anyone else noticed that there hasn't been a word about 'global warming' for the past month?
And what else are the government sneaking through parliament that we are not being told about because the news is full of virus?????
 
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« Reply #17726 on: April 09, 2020, 07:18:56 AM »
Eggzackely!  :thumb
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« Reply #17727 on: April 09, 2020, 07:51:38 AM »
Cynicism is still alive and well though.
 
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« Reply #17728 on: April 09, 2020, 08:54:50 AM »
If a red guy lives in the red house, a green guy lives in the green house, a blue guy lives in the blue house, and a grey guy lives in the grey house, then why is there an orange guy in the white house?
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« Reply #17729 on: April 09, 2020, 11:27:05 AM »
Oh dear!... the scams are back.

"Dear loyal Harvey Norman customer"
$50 voucher offer, please supply bank account number...

Never been there, nearest one is a hundred km away.
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« Reply #17730 on: April 09, 2020, 11:49:19 AM »
If a red guy lives in the red house, a green guy lives in the green house, a blue guy lives in the blue house, and a grey guy lives in the grey house, then why is there an orange guy in the white house?

Where is this green house?
I think you're telling fibs.
 
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« Reply #17731 on: April 09, 2020, 02:00:05 PM »
I get very annoyed at motorised pushbikes on the road. So noisy that they cannot hear other traffic, no licence or rego required, no mirrors, no indicators, no brake lights, and they think they can not only ride on the footpath, but they own the roads as well?

Today, one entitled snowflake veered from the footpath to the roadway as I was approaching, and came to grief.
He immediately tried to blame me, but unfortunately for him it was captured on the dash cam of the car behind me and given to the police.

Possibly it will be added to Dashcam Australia at a later date?
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« Reply #17732 on: April 09, 2020, 02:05:23 PM »
Were you riding your ST down the footpath, Kev?  :p


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« Reply #17733 on: April 09, 2020, 02:15:00 PM »
Nope, he veered out just in front of me without even looking, and hit the left rear pannier.
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« Reply #17734 on: April 09, 2020, 02:20:07 PM »
No damage I hope?


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« Reply #17735 on: April 09, 2020, 03:16:36 PM »
Only to his bike, and his pride.
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« Reply #17736 on: April 09, 2020, 04:17:52 PM »
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« Reply #17737 on: April 09, 2020, 04:25:29 PM »
I get very annoyed at motorised pushbikes on the road. So noisy that they cannot hear other traffic, no licence or rego required, no mirrors, no indicators, no brake lights, and they think they can not only ride on the footpath, but they own the roads as well?

Today, one entitled snowflake veered from the footpath to the roadway as I was approaching, and came to grief.
He immediately tried to blame me, but unfortunately for him it was captured on the dash cam of the car behind me and given to the police.

Possibly it will be added to Dashcam Australia at a later date?

Odds on it will be putting out more than the pissy permitted 200w of power...therefore it will be classed as a motorcycle.
So I reckon he'll be looking at multiple charges... :thumbs


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« Reply #17738 on: April 09, 2020, 05:25:35 PM »
"Mom, why is it that you are white, dad is black, but I look asian?"

"Sweetheart, with all that happened that night, just be thankful that you don't bark!!"
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« Reply #17739 on: April 10, 2020, 01:15:33 AM »
False advertising.

Whats the point of all these BCF commercials on TV, when Boating Camping and Fishing are currently banned?

Doesn't sound like much effing fun to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSMxSNZSoPQ
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« Reply #17740 on: April 10, 2020, 01:33:20 AM »
They're not banned in every state. I guess Victoria isn't the place to be.
 
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« Reply #17741 on: April 10, 2020, 01:35:15 AM »
Maybe that's it.
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« Reply #17742 on: April 10, 2020, 01:36:06 AM »
I am a little surprised that we call childbirth 'delivery'


It should have been called 'takeout' instead.
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« Reply #17743 on: April 10, 2020, 01:40:01 AM »
Or a dividend after making a deposit.
 
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« Reply #17744 on: April 10, 2020, 01:46:06 AM »
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« Reply #17745 on: April 10, 2020, 08:05:11 AM »
Easter is not the same without a Goof Ride Day.
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« Reply #17746 on: April 10, 2020, 09:23:34 AM »
First the story goes about the star in the east, and the three travelling Kings...

Then the Gubbermint added an extra king for Easter, and cancelled all travel for the whole four king holiday, period.
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« Reply #17747 on: April 10, 2020, 12:30:10 PM »
My missus is mad at me for coming home late, and a bit under the weather.

As punishment, I have to sleep on the couch for a week, and she is not speaking to me.

Exactly as I had planned.
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« Reply #17748 on: April 10, 2020, 12:49:55 PM »
Easter is not the same without a Goof Ride Day.

Ride report coming later.
 
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« Reply #17749 on: April 10, 2020, 12:51:19 PM »
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