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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40152 on:** November 30, 2021, 06:05:05 AM »

Ted: "Hey Joe, why ain't John working with us today?"
Joe: "He's in the hospital."
Ted: "What? I saw him only yesterday, dancing with a stripper!"
Joe: "Yeah, so did his wife ... "

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40153 on:** November 30, 2021, 06:10:33 AM »

My wife accused me of ruining her birthday, but that's impossible.

I didn't even know it was her birthday!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40154 on:** November 30, 2021, 06:19:18 AM »

I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40155 on:** November 30, 2021, 06:22:49 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40156 on:** November 30, 2021, 06:31:28 AM »

I won an almost impossible fight. The odds were six against one.

But once I joined, we beat him up in five minutes.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40157 on:** November 30, 2021, 09:37:55 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40158 on:** November 30, 2021, 09:42:13 AM »

My wife is fed up with my constant stream jokes, so I asked her, "How can I stop my addiction?!"

She shot back, "Whatever means necessary!!"

I chuckled, "No it doesn't!"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40159 on:** November 30, 2021, 09:47:12 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40160 on:** November 30, 2021, 09:48:19 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40161 on:** November 30, 2021, 11:40:13 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40162 on:** November 30, 2021, 11:40:58 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40163 on:** November 30, 2021, 11:42:36 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40164 on:** November 30, 2021, 11:43:38 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40165 on:** November 30, 2021, 02:30:10 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40166 on:** November 30, 2021, 02:31:23 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40167 on:** November 30, 2021, 02:32:10 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40168 on:** November 30, 2021, 05:49:34 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40169 on:** November 30, 2021, 05:54:43 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40170 on:** November 30, 2021, 05:55:23 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40171 on:** November 30, 2021, 06:14:00 PM »

1st of December, World Aids Day.

Somehow, I don't think it'll ever be as popular as Christmas?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40172 on:** November 30, 2021, 06:57:05 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40173 on:** November 30, 2021, 06:58:16 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40174 on:** November 30, 2021, 08:01:36 PM »

A talking horse shows up at Dodger Stadium, and persuades the manager to let him try out for the team.

In his first at bat, the horse rips the ball deep into right field—then just stands there.

"Run! Run!" the manager screams.

"Run?" says the horse. "If I could run, I’d be in the bloody Kentucky Derby!"

News:

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