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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Poppy Dave on May 16, 2012, 12:10:55 PM

Title: Terrorist's Microchip Implant
Post by: Poppy Dave on May 16, 2012, 12:10:55 PM
Microchip Implant Allows Islamic Terrorists to Speak to God.
The implant is specifically designed to be injected into the forehead. When properly installed,
it will allow the terrorist to speak to God.
It comes in various sizes generally from .223 to .50 cal.
 

The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled
technician, who will also make the injection. No anaesthetic is required. The
implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches
and pains are extremely temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won't even notice it.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best regards,
 
The Royal Marines.
Title: Re: Terrorist's Microchip Implant
Post by: JuST Peter on May 16, 2012, 01:58:21 PM
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There was a mob of pro-Palestinians protesting Israel's occupation of their lands, here in Sydney's CBD last night.
I thought they came over here to get away from all that.  :crazy
 
Title: Re: Terrorist's Microchip Implant
Post by: Poppy Dave on May 16, 2012, 03:16:02 PM
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There was a mob of pro-Palestinians protesting Israel's occupation of their lands, here in Sydney's CBD last night.
I thought they came over here to get away from all that.  :crazy

Yeah, that's the annoying part.

I know for a fact that if my family or I had a chance of leaving a sh1thole for paradise I'd jump at it and you can't blame these people for doing the same, but leave all that crap behind you and don't start turning paradise into the sh1thole you've just come from. I like paradise just the way it is (sort of) thank you very much.
Title: Re: Terrorist's Microchip Implant
Post by: Shiney on May 22, 2012, 01:45:09 AM
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