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NTRebel · « **Reply #36876 on:** September 20, 2021, 07:03:47 PM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on September 20, 2021, 06:38:04 PM

Far from normal for this time of year, Paul. Hail was supposed to end last week.

Yeah but it's in lockdown so it can't go anywhere.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36877 on:** September 20, 2021, 08:14:09 PM »

Cavemen were very enthusiastic about the Paleo diet, until they found out it reduced your lifespan to 35 years.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36878 on:** September 20, 2021, 08:17:19 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36879 on:** September 20, 2021, 08:55:08 PM »

Diner: "I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager!"

Waiter: "Waste of time, he can't eat it either."

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36880 on:** September 20, 2021, 08:57:02 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36881 on:** September 20, 2021, 11:29:39 PM »

Have you heard of that disease that you get from kissing birds?

It's called Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. I hear it's untweetable.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36882 on:** September 20, 2021, 11:47:10 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36883 on:** September 20, 2021, 11:48:16 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36884 on:** September 21, 2021, 12:00:18 AM »

It really IS freezing here... with hail again.

Midnight, 9 degrees, Feels Like minus 1.9°C, had 5.5mm of rain today.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36885 on:** September 21, 2021, 10:43:11 AM »

A friend told me he was going to skydiving school.

He said, 'I've been going each weekend for three months.'

I said, 'How many successful jumps do you need to make before you graduate?'

He said, 'All of them.'

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36886 on:** September 21, 2021, 10:51:02 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36887 on:** September 21, 2021, 01:27:41 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36888 on:** September 21, 2021, 01:28:28 PM »

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #36889 on:** September 21, 2021, 02:24:24 PM »

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #36890 on:** September 21, 2021, 02:25:52 PM »

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #36891 on:** September 21, 2021, 02:26:46 PM »

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ruSTynutz · « **Reply #36893 on:** September 21, 2021, 02:28:56 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36894 on:** September 21, 2021, 03:08:12 PM »

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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36895 on:** September 21, 2021, 04:05:11 PM »

Windows Vista.

A 32 bit extension and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that cannot stand 1 bit of competition.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36896 on:** September 21, 2021, 05:45:52 PM »

Still a chilly day here, 9degrees at 5.45pm, feels like 2.2 Only reached 13 today

Snuck outside to put the rubbish bins out, haven't been outside since Friday.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36897 on:** September 21, 2021, 06:11:34 PM »

I see Daniel Scamdrews is still in hiding after the past two days of Melbourne riots?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36898 on:** September 21, 2021, 06:45:29 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36899 on:** September 21, 2021, 06:46:28 PM »

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