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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #11425 on: March 13, 2019, 05:56:07 AM »
Maybe Trump could get a cheaper quote from Wal-Mart?
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #11426 on: March 14, 2019, 01:15:08 AM »
Two lesbians asked their neighbour "What would you like for Christmas?"

He replied "I wanna watch!"

They bought him a Timex ...
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« Reply #11427 on: March 14, 2019, 03:43:46 AM »
Hey Donald! ... we have a low budget solution for your wall!

... Ummmm, on second thoughts...?

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« Reply #11428 on: March 14, 2019, 04:03:45 AM »
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« Reply #11429 on: March 14, 2019, 08:00:05 AM »
We wouldn't mind paying taxes if we only knew which country the Govt is sending it to.

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« Reply #11430 on: March 14, 2019, 11:39:56 AM »
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« Reply #11431 on: March 14, 2019, 01:14:45 PM »
Regardless of who wins the next election, they will have to raise taxes to pay for the cost of advertising promises.

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« Reply #11432 on: March 14, 2019, 02:54:02 PM »
NASA rounded up a few hundred 'Flat Earthers' and said "We will PROVE to you that the Earth is NOT flat!"
So, they loaded them into a super rocket, and blasted them into space.

As they reached orbit, the Flat Earthers looked out, and realised that the Earth was round. "NASA Mission Control? You have proved your point, bring us back down."
"... NASA? ... NASA?"
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« Reply #11433 on: March 14, 2019, 11:41:37 PM »
If you think it's hard to meet new people, pick up the wrong golf ball on the course sometime.

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« Reply #11434 on: March 16, 2019, 01:34:12 AM »
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« Reply #11435 on: March 16, 2019, 07:30:32 AM »
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« Reply #11436 on: March 16, 2019, 10:39:40 AM »
A guy was coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is, to shake hands with the parishioners.

He grabbed the guy by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"

He replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."

Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"

He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service!!"

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« Reply #11437 on: March 17, 2019, 02:10:05 AM »
I thought I saw that ugly little green St Paddy on early morning TV, but it was just that Sarah crybaby Hanson twofathers Young
having one of her usual self-sponsored verbal bitchwhinge sessions again.

The pot of gold under her rainbow strongly resembles taurus excretus! (Must have stolen it from Clive Palmer)

Pass the wooden spoon!  :Stirpot

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« Reply #11438 on: March 17, 2019, 05:22:26 AM »
Time for me to hit the road for Lorne, should be home and posting again by around 8.30 tonight.
Have a great day.
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« Reply #11439 on: March 17, 2019, 06:00:20 PM »
Hmmm, home around 6.30, earlier than I thought.
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« Reply #11440 on: March 18, 2019, 02:52:32 AM »
When I got home, I was welcomed by Shadow cat with a "Hello you" query.

Translation -  "Where da hello you been?"
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« Reply #11441 on: March 18, 2019, 03:11:41 AM »
Theres nothing like a good cup of coffee at the end of the day.

... and some instant coffees are nothing like that.
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« Reply #11442 on: March 18, 2019, 02:55:38 PM »
Speaking of good cuppas, AusT1100 (Lyle) and I just had an iced coffee at a local shop. He is in Portland overnight, and maybe some of tomorrow. Good to meet you, mate!
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« Reply #11443 on: March 18, 2019, 03:56:21 PM »
Why not have AUSTRALIANS do our local commercials ?

Am sick of that stupid accent from the woman who squawks "Jinny Krag stands for wheat loss, call Jinny Krag now!"  :rofl
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #11444 on: March 18, 2019, 04:32:56 PM »
Speaking of good cuppas, AusT1100 (Lyle) and I just had an iced coffee at a local shop. He is in Portland overnight, and maybe some of tomorrow. Good to meet you, mate!
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« Reply #11445 on: March 19, 2019, 06:04:19 AM »
The difference between water and beer. (Needs sound)

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« Reply #11446 on: March 19, 2019, 10:40:20 AM »
I am unable to post any pictures at present, because the site I use for storage ( imgbb.com ) is currently offline, and has been so for several hours.
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« Reply #11447 on: March 19, 2019, 01:56:30 PM »
The Internet is like an Echidna ... The pricks on the outside are the ad sites.
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« Reply #11448 on: March 19, 2019, 04:19:50 PM »
Had a pig-out this afternoon... hot chocolate dipped strawberries, with thickened cream. Nom nom!  ;-*
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« Reply #11449 on: March 19, 2019, 05:43:03 PM »
Q: What's the difference between Clive Palmer, Bill Shorten, and God?

A: God doesn't think he's Clive Palmer or Bill Shorten.

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