Osama bin Laden found a bottle on the beach and picked it up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
"Infidel, don't you know who I am? I need nothing from a lowly woman," barked bin Laden.
The genie pleaded, "But master, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to this bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment. Then, grumbling about the inconvenience of it all, he relented.
"OK, OK, I want wake up with three white, American women in my bed in the morning. I have plans for them."
Giving the genie a cold glare, he growled, "Now, be gone!"
The genie, annoyed, said "So be it!" and disappeared back into the bottle.
The next morning, Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.
His penis was gone, his leg was broken and he had no health insurance.
