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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #15400 on: December 05, 2019, 05:52:59 AM »
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« Reply #15401 on: December 05, 2019, 05:58:34 AM »
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« Reply #15402 on: December 05, 2019, 08:34:11 AM »
Turning Japanese? I really think so :grin
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« Reply #15403 on: December 05, 2019, 08:42:19 AM »
Google does far more than just hunt for jokes  :grin
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« Reply #15404 on: December 05, 2019, 08:46:04 AM »
My friend said that I mock Greek names?

That's preposterousalopalous.
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« Reply #15405 on: December 05, 2019, 08:57:54 AM »
It's your Achilles heel.  One day you'll know the Eros of you way.
 
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« Reply #15406 on: December 05, 2019, 08:58:21 AM »
Turning Japanese? I really think so :grin

Just winding back the clocks.
 
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« Reply #15407 on: December 05, 2019, 09:06:05 AM »
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« Reply #15408 on: December 05, 2019, 10:02:48 AM »
A seal in party mode, rushed to his friends and said "Hey fellas! ... Wanna go clubbing?"

... and then wondered why he got the cold shoulder?
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« Reply #15409 on: December 05, 2019, 03:38:47 PM »
A blonde walked into a pet store and asks the clerk for some bird seed

Clerk: "What kind of bird do you have?"

Blonde: "I don't have any yet, but I hope to grow some. What kinda bird seed you got?"
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« Reply #15410 on: December 05, 2019, 04:50:05 PM »
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« Reply #15411 on: December 05, 2019, 04:54:37 PM »
 :rofl Well done, Bodø. have you ever seen it? I remember hearing about it when I was in the Territory, many years ago.
I think it grows in northern WA?
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« Reply #15412 on: December 05, 2019, 08:19:50 PM »
"Hey barista, how much for a cup of coffee?” asks a customer with his girlfriend.

“Two dollars,” replies the barista, “and refills are free.”

“Great! ... Two refills, please!."
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« Reply #15413 on: December 05, 2019, 08:21:24 PM »
I made a grave mistake asking a customer if he preferred smoking or non-smoking.

Apparently, the correct term is "cremation" and "burial".
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« Reply #15414 on: December 06, 2019, 06:44:41 AM »
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.









Today is one of those days ...
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« Reply #15415 on: December 06, 2019, 06:48:09 AM »
Centipedes are mass protesting against Delta Airlines.

Not enough leg room!
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« Reply #15416 on: December 06, 2019, 06:56:06 AM »
Over indulgence of the sex act can cause acute memory loss.



I read that in chapter 3, second paragraph on page 37 in a medical journal, on Tuesday February the 4th, 2011 at 4:17 PM while sitting in a traffic jam during a rainstorm while driving home from the supermarket.
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« Reply #15417 on: December 06, 2019, 07:08:57 AM »
I can't wait for February 22, 2022 (2/22/22). .


It even falls on a two'sday
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« Reply #15418 on: December 06, 2019, 07:12:37 AM »
A man stumbles to his front steps late one Friday night...
He clumsily opens the door to be met by his furious wife.

"Drunk again?!" she roared.

He chuckles and says "Hey, me too."
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« Reply #15419 on: December 06, 2019, 07:17:22 AM »
An older guy who had a new, younger, smokin' hot wife confided to his friends.

"We have sex almost every night!"


"... almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday, almost on Wednesday....."
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« Reply #15420 on: December 06, 2019, 07:33:50 AM »
I bought a second hand time machine next month.


They don’t make them like they’re going to anymore.
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« Reply #15421 on: December 06, 2019, 07:36:21 AM »
"What's wrong, Bubba?" asked the pastor.

"I need you to pray for my hearing," said Bubba.

The pastor put his hands on Bubba's ears and prayed. When he was done, he asked, "So, how's your hearing?"

"I dunno," said Bubba. "It's at County Court next Thursday."
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« Reply #15422 on: December 06, 2019, 08:54:39 AM »
George wasn't feeling too good. He felt worn out.

"How's your sex life?" asked the doctor.

"Every Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday, never fail", said George.

"Why not take a break, and cut out Sunday?", suggested the doctor.

"I can't do that. It's the only day I'm home."
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« Reply #15423 on: December 06, 2019, 10:11:36 AM »
I went to the local video store, and asked if I could rent Batman Forever.

The clerk said "No, you need to return it within 3 days"
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« Reply #15424 on: December 06, 2019, 10:17:31 AM »
Many Asians in Australia misunderstood, when they learned that our Government always holds Erections on Saturday.
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