Author Topic: 'Laundrygate' saga (Read 12139 times)

Philbo · « **Reply #25 on:** October 30, 2015, 08:15:17 PM »

Kev, our dogs like Schmackos. You may have to add them to your shopping list as we don't want your new pal to get cancer from bacon,
Phil

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #26 on:** October 30, 2015, 08:26:20 PM »

So... Schmackos for the dog, .... and save the bacon for the neighbour?

Biggles · « **Reply #27 on:** October 30, 2015, 09:08:34 PM »

Your life is just filled with little neighbourhood adventures!

What is this influence you have over the poor youths of Portland? I recall accounts of an unfortunate phone carrying bicyclist who suffered under your sombre gaze. I'm sure there were others...

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #28 on:** October 30, 2015, 09:57:06 PM »

Bill, it was a young learner motorcyclist with the phone, and these are true stories. No one person could invent these adventures.
Maybe I am more aware of my surroundings, I live alone and therefore have more interaction with those around me instead of living in an isolated bubble?

Was chatting to the two girls in the flat next door ... They were the ones who dumped his garbage from their bin to his doorway.
According to their giggles, there is more to follow, yet.

spanner · « **Reply #29 on:** November 02, 2015, 12:37:27 PM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on October 30, 2015, 05:59:18 PM

Life Lessons... Some people are taught, others learn by experience. Some good, some bad.

so the dog proceeded to strain the recently ingested fluid through his kidneys, and liberally sprinkled the boots, within and without.

I entered my door, and grabbed a piece of bacon which was gratefully accepted by the dog. Hopefully this will be perceived by the Lab as a 'Do it again and get more rewards' type of feeling, which I encouraged by patting him profusely, and repeatedly telling him, "Good Dog!... Good Dog!"

Oh my god that is such a beautiful story!

Now for part three .... or is it part four?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #30 on:** November 02, 2015, 01:11:54 PM »

We will see.... it's bin night again tomorrow?

NTRebel · « **Reply #31 on:** November 02, 2015, 01:18:22 PM »

Kev drop the bacon in his boots and Lab can have some fun in searching and retrieval

Quote from: Kev Murphy on October 30, 2015, 08:26:20 PM

So... Schmackos for the dog, .... and save the bacon for the neighbour?

spanner · « **Reply #32 on:** November 02, 2015, 04:40:20 PM »

@ NTRebel !!!

NTRebel · « **Reply #33 on:** November 02, 2015, 10:13:51 PM »

I couldn't resist that one.

Quote from: spanner on November 02, 2015, 04:40:20 PM

@ NTRebel !!!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #34 on:** November 03, 2015, 05:44:02 PM »

The girls have struck again! Tonight is bin night ... when I returned home from a trip to Casterton today, they have moved his bin to in front of his doorway before he returned from work. (HINT! HINT!) ... He now has a choice. Wheel it to the kerb for collection, or return it to the normal storage space.
10 metres either way... we shall see what happens....

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #35 on:** November 03, 2015, 05:48:47 PM »

He is due home from work in a little over an hour from now...

alans1100 · « **Reply #36 on:** November 03, 2015, 06:06:24 PM »

Even I forgot the bin today. Lucky we live on a corner so I just took the thing around to the side gate.

STeveo · « **Reply #37 on:** November 03, 2015, 06:12:40 PM »

Brock · « **Reply #38 on:** November 03, 2015, 07:12:20 PM »

raise you

Gadget · « **Reply #39 on:** November 03, 2015, 07:27:16 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #40 on:** November 03, 2015, 07:49:04 PM »

Now how slack is this guy? He used a third option... He moved the bin about 3 feet away from his door, and it's still there... obviously its full, by the bags sticking out the top
No cars can use the driveway.

Brock · « **Reply #41 on:** November 03, 2015, 07:53:10 PM »

carefully place bin so that when the door opens, he will knock it over.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #42 on:** November 03, 2015, 08:18:02 PM »

absolutely remarkable! ... the bin has migrated to the footpath! ... the boy is learning....

Crocman · « **Reply #43 on:** November 03, 2015, 08:52:10 PM »

Your nomination for a bachelor in education of real life has been nominated lol

Brock · « **Reply #44 on:** November 03, 2015, 08:59:32 PM »

Knock on his door and give him a chocolate. He wont know why, but do it every time he gets something right.

It worked for Sheldon with Penny on Big bang..

Streak · « **Reply #45 on:** November 03, 2015, 09:11:50 PM »

Quote from: Brock on November 03, 2015, 08:59:32 PM

Knock on his door and give him a chocolate. He wont know why, but do it every time he gets something right.

It worked for Sheldon with Penny on Big bang..

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #46 on:** November 03, 2015, 09:22:36 PM »

Quote from: Brock on November 03, 2015, 08:59:32 PM

Knock on his door and give him a chocolate. He wont know why, but do it every time he gets something right.

It worked for Sheldon with Penny on Big bang..

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #47 on:** November 04, 2015, 08:11:39 PM »

THE TEST NOW IS TO SEE IF HE CAN DO THIS EACH WEEK... maybe he will at least make it two weeks in a row? ... hopefully?...
...without the need of a heads-up reminder, by planting his bin in the doorway?

spanner · « **Reply #48 on:** November 05, 2015, 09:01:02 AM »

the deal is you will need to place the bin out for him each week but like Bee's you can only move the bin a couple meters each time.

next week put the bins at the 6 meter mark, then 7 then 8 etc etcf.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #49 on:** November 06, 2015, 10:43:15 AM »

Well, overall result is that he finally put the bin out for collection on Tuesday night..... but the job is still only half-done!

Maybe he expected the garbo to put the bin back? It's now Friday morning, 11.30 am, and the bin is STILL out on the footpath...

It might be a ploy to have it collected again next week, as it means only ONE trip to dump his garbage, not an extra TWO trips to move the bin out and back again.

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