A girl is out with her friend when says,
"Hey, do you see what I see over at that motel?!?"
the friend replies, "no, what is it?"
In anger she says to her friend, "That's my dad's car! I know it's my dad's car because the license ends in 0 and has the university sticker that I put on it. I can't believe it. Mom's at home taking care of the house and that no good, two-timing dad of mine is having an affair!"
Her friend says,"So...now what?"
"Come with me," says the daughter. They go over to the parking lot, pick up some bricks and bash the lights, bash a window, they key the car and slash the tires. "That'll teach my dad to think twice before he goes out and cheats on MY mother!"
The two friends go off and enjoy the rest of the evening and later the daughter comes home to find her dad watching TV, very upset.
"Something bothering you dad?" she asks sarcastically, "you seem to be upset."
He says, "Course I'm upset, don't you see I let your mother borrow the car today and she brought it back a wreck?"
