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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Jokes, and Only Jokes => Topic started by: JuST Peter on April 18, 2017, 10:19:20 PM
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_ON HER FIRST DAY AT THE SENIOR COMPLEX, THE NEW MANAGER ADDRESSED ALL
THE SENIORS POINTING OUT SOME OF HER RULES:_
"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and
the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule
will be fined $20 the first time."
She continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will
be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180.
Are there any questions?"
At this point, an older gentleman stood up in the crowd and inquired:
"How much for a season pass?”