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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #11350 on: March 06, 2019, 10:29:12 PM »
God is tired, worn out. So he speaks to St. Peter, "You know, I need a vacation. Got any suggestions where I should go?"
St. Peter, thinking, nods his head, then says, "How about Jupiter? It's nice and warm there this time of the year."
God shakes His head before saying, "No. Too much gravity. You know how that hurts my back."
"Hmmm," St. Peter reflects. "Well, how about Mercury?"
"No way!" God mutters, "It's way too hot for me there!"
"I've got it," St. Peter says, his face lighting up. "How about going Down to Earth for your vacation?"
Chuckling, God remarks, "Are you kidding me? Two thousand years ago I went there, had an affair with some nice Jewish girl, and they're STILL talking about it!"

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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #11351 on: March 07, 2019, 02:08:30 AM »
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« Reply #11352 on: March 07, 2019, 02:16:48 AM »
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« Reply #11353 on: March 07, 2019, 06:19:53 AM »
This autumn we can look forward to falling leaves and rising gas prices.

We'll be raking it up, while the oil companies are raking it in.

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« Reply #11354 on: March 07, 2019, 06:29:18 AM »
She told me it was her 30th birthday.

So I put thirty candles on her cake arranged in the shape of a question mark.

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« Reply #11355 on: March 07, 2019, 06:32:06 AM »
I once watched a play on TV. It was one of those suspense plays.

It kept me wondering... what's on the other channels?

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« Reply #11356 on: March 07, 2019, 06:34:05 AM »
I'd have changed the channel on you, just to press your buttons.
 
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« Reply #11357 on: March 07, 2019, 06:41:18 AM »
'Morning, Bodø. :grin

Chilly start here today...
CURRENTLY AT PORTLAND

Temp      7.5°C   steady
Dew Point      4.3°C   steady
Feels Like      4.1°C
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« Reply #11358 on: March 07, 2019, 06:44:45 AM »
Morning !
Adelaide is cool too, a welcome relief after last week.
 
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #11359 on: March 07, 2019, 07:14:28 AM »
Currently 20.2 in Toowoomba
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« Reply #11360 on: March 07, 2019, 07:18:10 AM »
The other day Hobart was hotter than Darwin.
 
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #11361 on: March 07, 2019, 07:21:12 AM »
Windows is telling me fibs again.

Lemmee see now...transferring a couple of files from one drive to another.
Almost done.....14.3 MB to go, @ 14.6 MB per second
So.. That means about one second, right? Where does windows get off, claiming it will take 7 hours to complete???



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« Reply #11362 on: March 07, 2019, 07:27:19 AM »
CURRENTLY AT PORTLAND 8.30am

Temperature      8.6°C   rising
Dew Point      5.2°C   rising
Feels Like      5.0°C

 If it gets much warmer here, I will have to strip off my T shirt!  :rofl
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« Reply #11363 on: March 07, 2019, 08:40:32 AM »
Sounds like typical Victorian weather Kev. It's 23 at 0800 here going for 37. :nahnah :nahnah :nahnah


CURRENTLY AT PORTLAND 8.30am

Temperature      8.6°C   rising
Dew Point      5.2°C   rising
Feels Like      5.0°C

 If it gets much warmer here, I will have to strip off my T shirt!  :rofl
I'm not strange i'm just not normal {Salvador Dahli}
 
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« Reply #11364 on: March 07, 2019, 09:30:10 AM »
CURRENTLY AT PORTLAND 10.30am

Temperature      15.4°C   rising
Dew Point      6.1°C   falling
Feels Like      11.3°C

May get to 19 today
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« Reply #11365 on: March 08, 2019, 02:24:52 AM »
Every time I see Pauline Hanson on the news, she reminds me of a Pitbull with lipstck, and her whining only reinforces that image.
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« Reply #11366 on: March 08, 2019, 02:45:33 AM »
Husband to wife : "There's a rumour getting around that our milkman has humped every woman on our street, bar one!"

She replied "I bet it was that snotty stuck-up fat tart that lives on the corner!"
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« Reply #11367 on: March 08, 2019, 04:02:34 AM »
Good morning Kev.
 
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« Reply #11368 on: March 08, 2019, 04:36:36 AM »
Morning, Bodø.  Was in the shower and didn't hear you.
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« Reply #11369 on: March 08, 2019, 04:48:22 AM »
Am busy shuffling data alphabetically between hard drives at the moment, just to share the load and free up some storage space.

So far it seems to be working, and I have managed to delete some duplicate files that I was unaware of.

Pictured is 21.5 terrabytes, but theres another 3 terrabytes of storage that is not plugged in at the moment.

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« Reply #11370 on: March 08, 2019, 04:53:54 AM »
HMMM? Now where is that little bugger hiding?

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« Reply #11372 on: March 08, 2019, 05:07:50 AM »
We all undersrand the euphoria ...

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« Reply #11373 on: March 08, 2019, 05:11:36 AM »
People who squawk about their income tax charges can be divided into two classes:

Men and Women.

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« Reply #11374 on: March 08, 2019, 05:14:06 AM »
It is reported that some politicians are thinking of abolishing income tax,

and taking the whole income instead.

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