Motel

[Couch]

Now don't be like that, we gotta keep our strength up to throw these big bikes through the twisties down here..........it's alright for you mainlanders just ridin on straight roads

I don't bother to take the soap cause I don't wash all that often..........I've heard it said, and it's true I'm sure, that too much water'll weaken ya!! ha ha!

Ah those Taswegians.  Fulfilling the stereotype right on cue!