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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10501 on:** January 23, 2019, 06:11:07 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10502 on:** January 23, 2019, 09:00:15 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10503 on:** January 23, 2019, 09:01:26 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10504 on:** January 23, 2019, 09:03:50 PM »

What do people in China call their good quality plates?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10505 on:** January 23, 2019, 09:23:12 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10506 on:** January 24, 2019, 02:49:10 AM »

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Surnames ...

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10507 on:** January 24, 2019, 02:56:31 AM »

« **Reply #10508 on:** January 24, 2019, 06:12:39 AM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on January 24, 2019, 02:49:10 AM

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Surnames ...

China: 1·386 billion people, 440 surnames
South Korea: 51·47 million poeple, 100 surnames

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10509 on:** January 24, 2019, 06:15:26 AM »

I guess a telephone directory would be useless in China... probably wing the wong Wang?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10510 on:** January 24, 2019, 06:27:05 AM »

The old man takes the old lady to the doctor for a checkup.
The doctor wants to have some fun with the old man so after the checkup he tells the old man
that the problem is serious the old ladies health is deteriorating and the only cure is sex.
The old man says "Sex?"
"Yes", the doctor says "Sex, you know."
"How many times must she have sex?"
The doctor says "Three times a week."
"What days?" the old man says.
"Well, lets say Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday."
"Well, doctor, Tuesday and Thursday is OK, but on Saturday I have golf, so she will have to catch the bus to come and see you."