Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are sitting on the back porch one evening.
Thibodeaux hands Boudreaux a bottle of homemade bayou whiskey and says, "Boudreaux, I want you to have this bottle of whiskey as a gift from me to you."
Boudreaux thanks Thibodeaux and takes a swig out of the bottle.
Upon tasting the whiskey, Boureaux turns to Thibodeaux and says, "You know Thibodeaux, I do believe that the whiskey in this here bottle is perfect and could not be any better."
Thibodeaux in surprise, and somewhat agitation, snaps back and says, "What d' ya mean that whiskey is perfect? How's dat possible?"
After taking another sip out of the bottle, Boudreaux explains, "Well, if this whiskey had been any worse, I couldn't have drank it. But if this whiskey had been any better, you wouldn't have given it to me."