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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #19400 on: July 27, 2020, 09:31:55 AM »
Do not buy the Donald Trump action figure.

It talks and talks and talks and talks but says nothing of value. You just can't get the thing to shut up.

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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #19401 on: July 27, 2020, 11:13:30 AM »
A 16lb sledge hammer will shut it up.

Do not buy the Donald Trump action figure.

It talks and talks and talks and talks but says nothing of value. You just can't get the thing to shut up.


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« Reply #19402 on: July 27, 2020, 11:16:11 AM »
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« Reply #19403 on: July 27, 2020, 11:19:51 AM »
A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your name and address?"
"I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address."
The cop turns to the second drunk, and asks the same question.
"I'm Seamus O'Toole, and I live in the flat above Paddy."
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« Reply #19404 on: July 27, 2020, 11:59:59 AM »
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« Reply #19405 on: July 27, 2020, 01:13:12 PM »
NASA was interviewing various professionals for a mission to Mars.
The only catch being one could go and never return to Earth.

The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. "A million dollars," he answered, "because I want to donate it to my alma mater"

The next applicant, a doctor, was asked the same question. He asked for $2 million. "I want to give a million to my family," he explained, "and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research."

The last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, "Three million dollars."
"Why so much more than the others?" asked the interviewer.
The lawyer replied, "If you give me $3 million, I'll give you $1 million, I'll keep $1 million, and we'll send the engineer to Mars."

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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #19406 on: July 27, 2020, 01:26:10 PM »
Another Whale sighting earlier today, just at the harbour entrance.

Date & Time    2020-07-26 13:55:00
Location    Lee Breakwater
Type of Whale    Humpback Whale
Comments    Off the Lee Breakwater, near the corkscrew

Not like anyone can go and see it though, being in Victoria.

Actually, those of us not living in Melbourne and the other locked down areas can... :grin



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« Reply #19407 on: July 27, 2020, 02:52:00 PM »
Last night it was so cold that a flasher down the street was only describing himself to passing women.
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« Reply #19411 on: July 27, 2020, 08:54:49 PM »


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« Reply #19412 on: July 27, 2020, 09:01:01 PM »
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« Reply #19418 on: July 28, 2020, 12:19:44 AM »
American Democracy is buying a big house you can't afford, with money you don't have, to impress people you wish were dead.
And, unlike communism, democracy does not mean having just one ineffective political party; it means having two ineffective political parties.
Democracy is welcoming people from other lands, and giving them something to hold onto -- usually a mop or a leaf blower.
It means that with proper timing and scrupulous bookkeeping, anyone can die owing the government a huge amount of money.
Democracy means free television, not good television, but free. And finally, democracy is the eagle on the U.S. dollar bill, with 13 arrows in one claw, 13 leaves on a branch, 13 tail feathers, and 13 stars over its head -- this signifies that when the white man came to this country, it was bad luck for the Indians, bad luck for the trees, bad luck for the wildlife, and lights out for the American eagle.

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« Reply #19419 on: July 28, 2020, 12:26:13 AM »
Two women were at a bus stop.
One said to the other, "You know, 80 percent of all men think the best way to end an argument, is to make love."

"Well," said the other woman," that will certainly revolutionise the game of ice hockey!"

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« Reply #19420 on: July 28, 2020, 12:26:52 AM »
Funnily enough, americass Bald Eagle is not very big.

The Wedgetail is a real eagle..

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« Reply #19421 on: July 28, 2020, 12:36:43 AM »
Not a great deal of difference in size, actually.
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« Reply #19422 on: July 28, 2020, 12:48:14 AM »
"Officer, what led you to believe the defendant was under the influence?"

"He was argumentary, and he couldn’t pronunciate his words."

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