Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3059876 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19456 on:** July 29, 2020, 09:40:33 PM »

Contraceptives should be used on all conceivable occasions.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19457 on:** July 29, 2020, 09:42:08 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19458 on:** July 29, 2020, 10:27:20 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19459 on:** July 29, 2020, 10:28:16 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19460 on:** July 29, 2020, 10:36:59 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19461 on:** July 30, 2020, 12:35:48 AM »

The Government are always telling us we've got to eat at least five fruit or veg a day or we will die.
Isn't it time we had a daily laughter allowance?
I would recommend at least five smiles a day and two giggles, if one is to maintain a healthy outlook on life.

Shillas · « **Reply #19462 on:** July 30, 2020, 01:02:01 AM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on July 30, 2020, 12:35:48 AM

The Government are always telling us we've got to eat at least five fruit or veg a day or we will die.

Regardless of government or diet, I take it we will die anyway.

Timing? As good as anyone else's guess.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19463 on:** July 30, 2020, 01:08:54 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19464 on:** July 30, 2020, 03:17:12 AM »

An Arab named Asif has opened a new Optometrist service in town.

.... It's called 'Asif Eye Care'

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19465 on:** July 30, 2020, 03:18:49 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19466 on:** July 30, 2020, 03:23:49 AM »

A recent study has shown that lions eat raw meat because they do not know how to cook.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19467 on:** July 30, 2020, 03:27:58 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19468 on:** July 30, 2020, 09:42:18 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19469 on:** July 30, 2020, 09:45:02 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19470 on:** July 30, 2020, 11:16:27 AM »

I ordered a chicken and an egg online, am waiting to see which comes first.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19471 on:** July 30, 2020, 11:25:25 AM »

As of Sunday, EVERYBODY in Victoria must wear a mask or face covering when you leave home.

NTRebel · « **Reply #19472 on:** July 30, 2020, 11:48:13 AM »

Just put your helmet on every time you go out Kev.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19473 on:** July 30, 2020, 12:14:24 PM »

They won't serve me at the servo if I wear my helmet, Paul

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #19474 on:** July 30, 2020, 02:07:17 PM »

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