Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3068878 times)

Bodø · « **Reply #12750 on:** June 30, 2019, 05:46:34 PM »

Swedish? How embarresment

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12751 on:** June 30, 2019, 05:50:09 PM »

just testing, lol

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12752 on:** June 30, 2019, 05:53:54 PM »

I asked this woman "Have you lost some weight?"

She replied "Yes, I had a breast reduction!"

"Good lord!... what's it like, with only one?"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12753 on:** June 30, 2019, 09:10:34 PM »

A guy mooned the Police.

He was arrested for arson.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12754 on:** June 30, 2019, 11:25:10 PM »

So cold here I chopped up the piano for firewood.

Only got two chords.

NTRebel · « **Reply #12755 on:** July 01, 2019, 07:13:11 AM »

It is the Ice Age down there Kev so it would be cold.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12756 on:** July 01, 2019, 09:40:42 AM »

Married life is very frustrating.

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Bodø · « **Reply #12757 on:** July 01, 2019, 10:01:50 AM »

Mine don't.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12758 on:** July 01, 2019, 11:02:23 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12759 on:** July 01, 2019, 06:15:34 PM »

If Country and Western stars sing their songs backwards,

... will they will get their job and their wife back?

Gadget · « **Reply #12760 on:** July 01, 2019, 06:54:01 PM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on July 01, 2019, 06:15:34 PM

If Country and Western stars sing their songs backwards,

... will they will get their job and their wife back?

Australian country and western singers get their dog back and their Ute back.

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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12761 on:** July 01, 2019, 06:57:33 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12762 on:** July 02, 2019, 07:19:21 AM »

Already had 5 mm of rain here since 4am.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12763 on:** July 02, 2019, 08:01:28 AM »

You should have seen my date last night!

... more like a wrinkled prune!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12764 on:** July 02, 2019, 12:09:32 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12765 on:** July 02, 2019, 12:14:47 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12766 on:** July 02, 2019, 01:36:15 PM »

President Trump is elated that his request for more political supporters seems to have come true.

CNN reports that new supporters have doubled in the past week, and there are now 12 new Party converts.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12767 on:** July 02, 2019, 01:58:46 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12768 on:** July 02, 2019, 04:54:14 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12769 on:** July 02, 2019, 05:35:35 PM »

I bought a treadmill that connects to google map streetview.

Now I can virtually run around my neighbourhood....

My evolution to total introvert is now complete.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12770 on:** July 03, 2019, 04:39:40 AM »

Trump wants NASA to put a man on Mars.

Please, NASA... DO IT!

... and give Donald the honor of being the first, and leave him there!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12771 on:** July 03, 2019, 01:42:30 PM »

These advertised items all prove the statement of 'One born every minute'

Forget the banana slicer and the egg cracker, and even the $30 container to shake your eggs in to scramble them..

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #12772 on:** July 03, 2019, 11:24:10 PM »

I'm thinkin' about getting one of these:

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #12773 on:** July 04, 2019, 12:09:02 AM »

DavidP · « **Reply #12774 on:** July 04, 2019, 06:46:24 AM »

I'm certain our cat would have something to say about that!

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