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« Reply #1175 on: July 26, 2016, 02:28:54 PM »
In the case of a Nuclear Holocaust, come to Portland, it is a nuclear safe zone... no missile would dare to detonate here and put an end this confusion.

First of all, I had an appointment today with my Real Estate agent at 1.20 pm, followed by Doctors appointment timed at 2.30.
No problem. 

Yesterday, the medical office rang, and changed my appointment to 11 am.

OK.

Then the real estate called to change my appointment to 12.40pm

Right..

Saw the surgeon, (eventually) at around 11.50am.
Three minutes consult.
He gave me some paperwork to fill out for Pre-Admission at the Hospital for Surgery.
 
Five pages of it.

I walked to Pre Ad reception ... sat there for more than half an hour in plain view of the two women who were giggling at something on the computer.
Could clearly hear the music of the game.

Left the Hospital to attend my other appointment.

In the rain.

Sat in limbo at the RE office for another half hour.
Was there until called in at 1.15 pm.
At 1.25 pm, I was out the door, and home for a coffee, as the last cuppa was four hours ago, and I am cold, wet, and pissed off.

The Pre-admission papers in my jacket pocket are now soaked from the rain, and the ink is starting to run.

If it stops raining immediately before 5 pm, I may try to deliver the papers then, and get booked into the hospital for my op.

Maybe...

I figure if they can stuff me around while they play games on the computer, I can return the favour and hold them back at work late, as the reception office officially closes at 5 pm.

Yes, I AM a rebel!
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #1176 on: July 26, 2016, 03:23:29 PM »
Kev. It is just not your week mate.  :fp
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #1177 on: July 26, 2016, 03:42:05 PM »
Thanks, Leo.
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« Reply #1178 on: July 26, 2016, 04:45:29 PM »
Here I go, will see if I can inconvenience the woman who wanted to play computer games instead of service patients  ;-*
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« Reply #1179 on: July 26, 2016, 06:54:59 PM »
I was home again at 5.41 pm.... I am now booked for surgery Tues 23 August, but have to stay in Hospital overnight because I live alone.
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« Reply #1180 on: July 26, 2016, 07:27:43 PM »
I was going to write a book, but when I passed BookWorld today, they were selling 3 for a dollar, so I thought, why bother?
... There's no money in it?
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« Reply #1181 on: July 27, 2016, 04:55:28 AM »
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« Reply #1182 on: July 27, 2016, 05:00:21 AM »
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« Reply #1183 on: July 27, 2016, 05:02:14 AM »
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« Reply #1184 on: July 27, 2016, 05:35:02 AM »
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« Reply #1185 on: July 27, 2016, 05:35:55 AM »



 Ok, ok Brock... no more pingwing cartoons for awhile ...
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« Reply #1186 on: July 27, 2016, 08:24:46 AM »
Don't worry about Brock just keep them coming. :rofl :rofl :rofl :crackup :crackup :crackup
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« Reply #1187 on: July 27, 2016, 09:28:48 AM »
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« Reply #1188 on: July 27, 2016, 01:48:45 PM »
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« Reply #1189 on: July 28, 2016, 09:44:16 AM »
The Christmas gift

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« Reply #1190 on: July 28, 2016, 04:52:42 PM »
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« Reply #1191 on: July 28, 2016, 04:54:05 PM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #1192 on: July 28, 2016, 11:56:18 PM »
STILL raining in Portland...not a lot, but 3 mm of annoying intermittent showers Wednesday, 8 mm since 9am today, showers forecast fri sat sun, with thunderstorms due mon tue, and a 'possible' shower next wed... (which means it will hammer down!)

Saw a bloke with a ski boat on a trailer parked across the road today, not sure if he launched it on the footy oval?

Update!... it's still pis ... errr... urinating precipitation!  Now 12 mm since 9am yesterday... still drizzling.   
Neighbours ducks are on strike.. they want wellies, sou-westers, (and stilts).

Edited at 5.25am to update wetness factor.  It's now 17 on a scale of 10. Saw 3 salmon making their way uphill in the gutter, and there are rumours that a speed hump in the main street is actually one of the local migrating whales. There are reports that a gang of bluefin Tuna attacked a pedestrian stranded up a tree two blocks from here... Local newsagent is using a jet ski to deliver newspapers.
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« Reply #1193 on: July 29, 2016, 05:44:19 AM »
One local business is doing a roaring trade...



Has sold almost entire stock to supermarket shoppers, who are using the goods to paddle their shopping trolleys through the car park.
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« Reply #1194 on: July 29, 2016, 08:29:30 AM »
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« Reply #1195 on: July 29, 2016, 08:38:41 AM »
You're supposed to turn the shower off when you finish Kev. :dred11 :dred11 :dred11
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« Reply #1196 on: July 29, 2016, 08:59:36 AM »
Just saw a lady cross the road exercising her terrier dog on a lead.

The dog is obediently swimming behind her.
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« Reply #1197 on: July 29, 2016, 09:08:45 AM »
A couple who live up the road have longed to hear the pitter patter of small feet in their home.

So they bought two dogs.

It's cheaper, and you get twice as many feet.
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« Reply #1198 on: July 29, 2016, 09:28:06 AM »
What If the Person Who Named Walkie Talkies Named Everything?

 Forks would be Stabby Grabbies,

 Spoons would be Soupy Scoopies,

 Wigs would be Hairy Wearies,

 Limos would be Roomy Vroomies,

 A Defibrillator would be a Hearty Starty,

 Computers would be Stary Squaries,

 Cruise Missiles would be Zoomy Boomies,

 Microwave ovens would be  Eaty Heaties,

 Allergies would be Wheezy Sneezies,

 A Cowbell would be Cattle Rattle,

 Screwdrivers would be Righty Tighties,

 Socks would be Feetie Heaties.



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« Reply #1199 on: July 29, 2016, 09:41:35 AM »
My cats are worried about the economy... A can of cat food costs one dollar thirty.....

 That's $11.70 in cat dollars!!
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