A woman answered a knock at the door to find a salesman there.
"Good Morning!" he said "I am here to introduce you to, and demonstrate to you, our all new laundry cleaner, NU BLU KLENZ ... would you have a small bowl and a couple of laundry items so that I can show you the features of our new product?"
The woman allowed him in, and supplied a bowl, and a couple of items of clothing. He poured a small amount of liquid into the bowl, and commenced dipping a tee shirt into it, while chanting...
"Dip dip dip, in NU BLU KLENZ, and everything comes clean... dip dip dip, in NU BLU KLENZ, put it to your nose, and it smells like
(SNIFF!) .. a Rose!" ... and he passed the shirt to the woman.
He then commenced working with the second clothing item, a pair of knickers...
"Dip dip dip, in NU BLU KLENZ, and everything comes clean... dip dip dip, in NU BLU KLENZ, put it to your nose, and it smells like
(SNIFF!) .. DIP! DIP! DIP! DIP! DIP!"