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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #1375 on: August 20, 2016, 08:59:32 PM »
Don't worry Kev with between 3 to 8 mls of rain here tomorrow I'll be duck ing indoors for the day. :'( :'(
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« Reply #1376 on: August 20, 2016, 09:13:25 PM »
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« Reply #1377 on: August 20, 2016, 09:39:42 PM »
has now been 9 mm of rain here, 9am - 9pm
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« Reply #1378 on: August 21, 2016, 02:03:00 PM »
Finished up with 11 mm of rain yesterday til 9 am this morning, followed by a further 5 mm in the past 5 hours.

There appears to be some sort of 'find the ball' sporting competition on the football oval mud puddle across the road at the moment.

Both spectator cars have frosted windscreens, so maybe they have their own 'do it yourself' indoor sports happening?
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« Reply #1379 on: August 21, 2016, 05:12:01 PM »
Charlie the chicken.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_pA6Peq-80


If you think this looks funny, you should see him trying to hold down a hen with one wing, and unbutton his fly with the other!
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« Reply #1380 on: August 21, 2016, 05:16:31 PM »
Ah!... Engrish at its finest... wouldn't it be easier to just say.. "Do not walk on roads"?



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« Reply #1381 on: August 22, 2016, 09:21:46 PM »
Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes:


Dear Granddaughter,

The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker.
 
I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance,
followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.
 
So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
 
Boy, am I glad I did! What an uplifting experience followed.
 
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and
how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed.
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.
 
I found that lots of people love Jesus!
While I was sitting there, the guy behind me started honking like
crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed,
'For the love of God!' ...  'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
 
Everyone started honking! I just leaned out my window and started waving
and smiling at all those loving people.
 
I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
 
There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach?
I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.
 
I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.
He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
 
Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and
gave him the good luck sign right back.
My grandson burst out laughing. Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!
 
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and
started walking towards me.
 
I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.
 
So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on through the intersection.
 
I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and
felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared..
 
So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign again
one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!

Will write again soon, Love, Grandma
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« Reply #1382 on: August 22, 2016, 09:24:47 PM »

This is the story of a young female college student flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.

 

 The pilot has a heart attack and dies.


She, frantic, grabs the mike and calls out a May Day. "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me!
The pilot had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly. Someone help me! Please help me!"


She then hears a voice on the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear.
I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.
Now, just take a deep breath, stay calm and everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."

She then says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Donald Trump!"

"O.K." says the voice on the radio, "Repeat after me: Our Father, Who art in Heaven..."

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« Reply #1383 on: August 23, 2016, 03:24:33 AM »
3.30 am... I need one of these...

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« Reply #1384 on: August 23, 2016, 06:04:28 PM »
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« Reply #1385 on: August 24, 2016, 06:20:16 AM »
Hey Kev
No 3.30 am cups of coffee this morning  :well
It's a bit hard keeping an eye on OzSTOC all by myself this morning while ST2UP and Brock have a sleep :grin
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« Reply #1386 on: August 24, 2016, 02:24:58 PM »
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« Reply #1387 on: August 24, 2016, 02:34:11 PM »
The passive side of road rage.... No drivers were injured during video,
... but there is a road barrier that is pretty peed off at being shoved around...

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« Reply #1388 on: August 25, 2016, 12:43:56 AM »
Coffee and a bite to eat time.. good system, as I eat when hungry, and drink when thirsty....

(even if it is the only meal I have for the day) ... pull up a chair, and I will make a cuppa for you  :thumb
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« Reply #1389 on: August 25, 2016, 03:33:36 AM »
How to reduce aggression from Road Ragers, to ensure your own safety.

Works every time! ... GUARANTEED!... See how easily it subdues this guy from the blue car, who armed himself with a baseball bat!

http://i1029.photobucket.com/albums/y352/kjm47/Road%20Rage%20Pacifier_zpsuamozuu8.mp4




Never... EVER! ... take a baseball bat to a gunfight!

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« Reply #1390 on: August 25, 2016, 03:36:08 AM »
Kev
Good to see you are out tonight to help me keep an eye on the OzSTOC activities and yes I will be here tomorrow morning also then you are on your own for a few nights unless they throw a overtime shift at me  :grin
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« Reply #1391 on: August 25, 2016, 03:40:58 AM »
Leo, I am sure that I can keep the early morning insomniacs amused and under control when you are unavailable, lol  :thumb
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« Reply #1392 on: August 25, 2016, 03:47:32 AM »
I see that you have a couple of 'birthday free' days on the calendar... whatever will you do with all that free time, Leo?  :rofl
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« Reply #1393 on: August 25, 2016, 05:28:42 AM »
Hot crumpets topped with vegemite colby cheese and a couple of thin slices of pepperoni, washed down with a big glass of iced coffee ... just the ticket at this hour!  :grin :thumb
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« Reply #1394 on: August 25, 2016, 09:07:53 AM »
Where's my coffee and crumpets Kev. :Stirpot :Stirpot :Stirpot :dred11 :dred11

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« Reply #1395 on: August 25, 2016, 01:26:13 PM »
Right here, Paul. But you have to come collect them, I don't do deliveries.
How do you have your coffee?  .. hot, iced, with or without sugar, black or white, brewed or instant??
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« Reply #1396 on: August 25, 2016, 01:33:16 PM »
Iced with plenty of ice cream in it or hot topped with marshmallows preferably instant and none of that black stuff I'll be there in 5. :Stirpot :Stirpot :Stirpot :Stirpot

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« Reply #1397 on: August 25, 2016, 01:48:50 PM »
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« Reply #1398 on: August 26, 2016, 02:05:23 AM »
Munchie time again... some cracker biscuits with cheese and gherkins, and a handful of potato crisps seems the go...

Quiet, today... slept thru most of it, a good way to avoid the rain.

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