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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #126 on: February 13, 2016, 10:27:01 PM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #127 on: February 14, 2016, 03:39:57 AM »
A bloke was having a beer on his porch, when he heard an excited call from the park next door..

“Mark!... Mark!!.... Mark- Mark- Mark!”

“That’s odd?” he thought .. “Who is calling me?”

He walked to the fence and looked over, and there was a little rabbit being chased by a dog with a cleft palate.

“Mark!... Mark!!.... Mark- Mark- Mark!”
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #128 on: February 14, 2016, 11:13:14 AM »
I have copped 17 spam emails so far today, from different women (??) who claim they have seen my profile on my (non-existent) FaceBook account. All are supposedly aged between 19 and 23 (I have SOCKS that are older than that!) and most provided a picture of some past supermodel, whose images are easily obtainable from the web.

Must be Valentines Day.
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #129 on: February 14, 2016, 11:35:18 AM »
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« Reply #130 on: February 14, 2016, 06:36:20 PM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #131 on: February 15, 2016, 11:11:31 AM »
There are three basic grades of toilet tissue available in Australia today.

They are graded as:~    Soft, Supersoft, and Whoops! - Too bloody Soft .....
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« Reply #132 on: February 15, 2016, 11:38:18 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #133 on: February 15, 2016, 11:44:06 AM »
...... and still on topic, here's some information you may not wish to know.
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« Reply #134 on: February 15, 2016, 11:46:18 AM »
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« Reply #135 on: February 15, 2016, 11:49:45 AM »
Why is it, that when I have a particular female visitor, my lasting week-long roll of scraper paper diminishes to 'change-me-for-a-new-roll-tomorrow'.
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« Reply #136 on: February 15, 2016, 12:48:57 PM »
Hey Kev you left out sandpaper grade that rough it makes dogs talk.
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« Reply #137 on: February 15, 2016, 12:49:42 PM »
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« Reply #138 on: February 15, 2016, 12:58:32 PM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #140 on: February 15, 2016, 07:33:18 PM »
Our weather forecast... Passing Showers.


One day the forecaster will learn how to correctly spell 'Passing', as applied to Portland weather. ;-*

There is no letter 'a' in the word we use..
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« Reply #141 on: February 15, 2016, 07:40:06 PM »
Doctor: I have some bad news.

Patient: What is it?

Doctor: You have only ten left to live...

Patient: Ten what? Years? Months? Days?

Doctor: Nine... eight... seven...
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« Reply #142 on: February 16, 2016, 12:52:22 AM »
A former 7-Eleven student casual worker says he was paid less than 50 cents an hour to work at a franchisee's Sydney stores.

And?????... when I started my apprenticeship, I was paid 16.5 cents per hour? - 3 pounds 6 shillings per 40 hour week..

....AND Saturday overtime was compulsory for all apprentices!


I earned more than that with my paper round as a twelve year old, for only 12 hours per week.
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« Reply #143 on: February 16, 2016, 07:16:18 PM »
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« Reply #144 on: February 17, 2016, 07:51:33 AM »
Hmmm ... really needs a grass catcher fitted..??

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« Reply #145 on: February 17, 2016, 11:03:21 AM »
Even useful for the larger garden - one scythe fits all
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« Reply #146 on: February 17, 2016, 12:26:54 PM »
He is really getting into the swing of it... I wonder if he is a golfer?
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« Reply #147 on: February 17, 2016, 12:35:57 PM »
No just a four legged grass muncher he wouldn't need to do anything then.
Hmmm ... really needs a grass catcher fitted..??


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« Reply #148 on: February 17, 2016, 04:35:41 PM »
I have my Grandfathers one of them, but it doesn't work as well as that one. No good for those with crook backs.
 
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« Reply #149 on: February 17, 2016, 05:27:51 PM »
International Cricket Test outside my home.

Warm day, a light shower of rain, and it started ...... Sound on?

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