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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #600 on: May 02, 2016, 06:53:45 AM »
Just 2 days until world 'Star Wars' day again.
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #601 on: May 02, 2016, 10:58:50 AM »
Just 2 days until world 'Star Wars' day again.
And that's supposed to mean something significant.
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #602 on: May 02, 2016, 11:14:55 AM »
It is for Star Wars fans... :grin  watch this space...
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #603 on: May 02, 2016, 05:16:05 PM »
Just 2 days until world 'Star Wars' day again.
And that's supposed to mean something significant.
All will be revealed
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #604 on: May 02, 2016, 05:19:20 PM »
Just 2 days until world 'Star Wars' day again.
And that's supposed to mean something significant.
All will be revealed

Tuesday will be May 3rd, Wednesday will be .....
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #605 on: May 02, 2016, 05:53:38 PM »
 :grin Thuch a thame that Yoda thufferth a lithp
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #606 on: May 03, 2016, 07:41:47 PM »

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead  sitting   at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'

'No,' she replies. . .





Wait for it. . .










It's coming. . .







The suspense is killing you, isn't it? 






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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #607 on: May 03, 2016, 08:36:57 PM »
 :p :grin
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #608 on: May 03, 2016, 10:03:23 PM »
That was a good one :grin :thumbs

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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #609 on: May 04, 2016, 12:38:36 AM »
happy May the 4th
 Wot thuh
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« Reply #610 on: May 04, 2016, 12:52:54 AM »
Yoda-y is the day!

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« Reply #611 on: May 04, 2016, 07:01:38 AM »
With you, May the 4th be.

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« Reply #612 on: May 04, 2016, 09:11:04 AM »
http://i1029.photobucket.com/albums/y352/kjm47/yoda%201_zpsqpljbd5o.mp4
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« Reply #619 on: May 05, 2016, 11:48:35 AM »
Telstra at it's finest...

Just received an SMS from Telstra at 11.40 am that they would be calling me at 10.40 am this morning to resolve a minor problem.


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« Reply #620 on: May 05, 2016, 11:49:36 AM »
...And they want positive feedback on their service ?????
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« Reply #621 on: May 06, 2016, 01:56:07 AM »
Truth in Advertising?

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« Reply #623 on: May 06, 2016, 07:00:21 AM »
Hey Kev, thanks for the morning laugh. Keep up the good work.  :thumb
 
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« Reply #624 on: May 06, 2016, 07:37:51 AM »
Very welcome!  :grin
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