Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3050840 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #625 on:** May 06, 2016, 07:51:59 AM »

"A bad attitude is like a flat tire--you can't go anywhere unless you change it. "

This is a wonderful, two minute clip filmed in Glasgow, Scotland. Full of wisdom, and very brief.
It's not a joke, it's not religious, it's not political. It's just special. I think you'll agree.

Enjoy this two minute clip. It has a meaning for all of us.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/Hzgzim5m7oU

Shiney · « **Reply #626 on:** May 06, 2016, 10:12:24 AM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on May 06, 2016, 07:51:59 AM

"A bad attitude is like a flat tire--you can't go anywhere unless you change it. "

This is a wonderful, two minute clip filmed in Glasgow, Scotland. Full of wisdom, and very brief.
It's not a joke, it's not religious, it's not political. It's just special. I think you'll agree.

Enjoy this two minute clip. It has a meaning for all of us.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/Hzgzim5m7oU

Awesome

Draco (Heartbreak Kid) · « **Reply #627 on:** May 06, 2016, 10:31:59 AM »

Very awesome

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Gadget · « **Reply #628 on:** May 06, 2016, 05:55:43 PM »

They is an awesome clip. I've seen it a couple of times and it is a powerful message.

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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #629 on:** May 07, 2016, 05:04:19 AM »

Three mice were sitting at the pub knocking back shots, and bragging about their life.

One said "I like to zoom around the skirting boards, scaring the hell out of the woman who lives at my place.
Got to be quick on my feet to dodge the swipes she takes at me with the broom!"

The second mouse replied "You know, I love the challenge of a mouse trap.
Why, just last week, I triggered a trap, caught the spring loaded arm, and did one -armed pushups with it while I ate the cheese!"

The third mouse slammed back his drink, banged the glass down, and said to the other two "I'll catch you guys later, gunna go home and screw the cat!"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #630 on:** May 07, 2016, 05:06:36 AM »

An Afro guy and an Asian guy are standing next to a pond. The Asian guy says, "This pond is Magical, if you skip a stone across it, you will hear the names of your ancestors." He then picks up a stone and skips it, the stone makes a sound with each splash, "CHING-CHANG-CHONG." The black guy goes, "Wow thats amazing, let me try." He picks up a rock and skips it. "A-RANG-A-TANG!" He gets angry and says, "Wtf?!" and grabs another stone. Skips this one and hears, "CHIMP-AN-ZEE!" Now he is quite upset, "Aww hell naw," he grabs a large boulder with both hands and lifts it above his head, then slams it into the pond, "BA-BOON!"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #631 on:** May 07, 2016, 12:11:17 PM »

My racing snail was off the pace.

I thought "Hey!... if I remove the shell, it will have less weight to shift, therefore it will be faster!"

... but after I removed the shell, it seemed to be way more sluggish....

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #632 on:** May 07, 2016, 12:18:08 PM »

Had occasion to really put down someone today... Just an idiot who opened his mouth too far, regarding moronic comments about a friend of mine.

Didn't swear... just looked him in the eye, and stated

"I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you, as I neither have the time or the crayons to adjust to your mentality"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #633 on:** May 08, 2016, 02:19:06 AM »

From the number of my friends who have passed on at around age 70, I now firmly believe that 'Middle Age' is effectively 35 years.

Ouch!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #634 on:** May 09, 2016, 07:23:38 AM »

Todays weather forecast in SW Victoria.

I wonder who pays the weather bureau to spread these rumours?
( that 'slight chance' and 'chance of shower' seems a little under-estimated, as it has been raining solid here for the past 2 days.
Must be really going to belt down later today? )

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #635 on:** May 09, 2016, 07:28:34 AM »

A Nissan spare parts delivery van clipped the side rail on a bridge overpass, which tore the side out of the van.
Its cargo of gearbox parts scattered onto the road below. A driver below was heard to exclaim...

..."Have heard of this before, but it's the first time I have witnessed it actually raining Datsun cogs...."

Draco (Heartbreak Kid) · « **Reply #636 on:** May 09, 2016, 07:29:18 AM »

Didn't you know tricks for predicting weather requires a special coin 😀😃

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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #637 on:** May 09, 2016, 07:35:32 AM »

Well, Rob... if the current downpour is a light shower, then what is expected this afternoon must be truly biblical in proportion.
Even the neighbours ducks are wearing sou-westers and wellie boots.

Draco (Heartbreak Kid) · « **Reply #638 on:** May 09, 2016, 07:36:34 AM »

Better build an Ark 😮😮😱

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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #639 on:** May 09, 2016, 07:53:09 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #640 on:** May 09, 2016, 10:53:16 AM »

One huge crack of thunder early this morning... Kittypuss shot under the bed, and I had to push her out.

.. not enough room for both of us ....

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #641 on:** May 09, 2016, 01:30:23 PM »

Shadow cat has a penchant for disrupting my computer time....

With her thrusting her head onto my hand, I usually have windows popping open all over the screen... talk about a distraction!


http://i1029.photobucket.com/albums/y352/kjm47/kjm47/DSCF2485_zpsilc6wdqf.mp4

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #642 on:** May 09, 2016, 08:58:59 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #643 on:** May 09, 2016, 09:12:56 PM »

Obi-Juan Kenobi. A wise mexican trained in the martial arts. Pretty handy with a machete. Usually found wearing a sombrero, not a hoodie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBOdWsIIRiI

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #644 on:** May 10, 2016, 12:16:13 AM »

HOLY CRAP!

A man who has been labelled ‘Sydney's worst driver’ has avoided jail time - again.

Nathaniel Barker, 78, was given a three-month suspended sentence on Monday after pleading guilty to repeatedly driving while disqualified.

His licence was also cancelled for a further two years, meaning he will not be eligible to renew it until the year 2094.

https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/31557535/sydneys-worst-driver-avoids-jail-but-ordered-off-road-for-78-years/

Lemmee see now... he can renew his licence when he is 155 years old?????

*ARK!

Draco (Heartbreak Kid) · « **Reply #645 on:** May 10, 2016, 12:17:59 AM »

Yea. BUT he just keeps driving regardless

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Wild Rose · « **Reply #646 on:** May 10, 2016, 04:22:31 AM »

The only way to stop him is to take his car of him
What a idiot

johnnyYTED · « **Reply #647 on:** May 10, 2016, 10:03:00 AM »

this bloke has been to court SOOO many times, I think they'll have to remove both arms and legs to STop him... every time though the court threaten jail time, but each time it seems a new judge gives him his 'laST' warning... WTF.

Draco (Heartbreak Kid) · « **Reply #648 on:** May 10, 2016, 10:04:20 AM »

BUT for us normal people it would be jail time straight up....

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johnnyYTED · « **Reply #649 on:** May 10, 2016, 10:19:50 AM »

I'm packing an overnight bag for my future trip to SA and court... juST in case... ;)

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