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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #825 on: June 06, 2016, 03:34:22 PM »
Unfortunately that's too true to be funny :cuss :cuss :cuss :cuss
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #826 on: June 06, 2016, 07:57:03 PM »
Wednesday is workshop day for me... New rear brake pads should arrive in tomorrows freight.
On inspection this morning, I discovered that current rear pads have about the thickness of a butterflys' wing remaining  :eek
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« Reply #827 on: June 06, 2016, 08:29:54 PM »
On inspection this morning, I discovered that current rear pads have about the thickness of a butterflys' wing remaining  :eek

Good for another thou kays or so.
You can do that now- didn't uster because of the rivets.  Remember them?
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #828 on: June 06, 2016, 09:17:36 PM »
Well, as I have more than a thousand Km return trip to Paringa RTE in less than 3 weeks, I feel it would be best to change them NOW!
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« Reply #829 on: June 06, 2016, 10:19:09 PM »
Have to pay rego next fortnight as well, according to paperwork in the mailbox.

AusPost, this is disgraceful... Rego papers have taken 9 days to deliver!
I can RIDE that distance in less than 5 hours?
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #830 on: June 07, 2016, 02:11:21 AM »
... Never ... EVER! ... decorate a Palm Tree for Christmas!

It's just WRONG!

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« Reply #831 on: June 07, 2016, 12:32:42 PM »
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« Reply #832 on: June 07, 2016, 12:36:17 PM »
Advice to current Party Leaders and their 'talking crap' syndrome.

It matters not HOW much polish you apply to a turd, it is STILL a turd.

(P.S.  ... wipe your chin!)
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« Reply #833 on: June 07, 2016, 07:14:38 PM »
Miserable weather here today, but my thoughts are with those who have lost homes and loved ones
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« Reply #834 on: June 07, 2016, 09:00:57 PM »
Clever monkey.

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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #836 on: June 07, 2016, 09:17:08 PM »
Very good hmmmm?

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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #837 on: June 08, 2016, 03:31:50 AM »



 Whats the matter?... it's just a free standing lamp that I bought? 
... maybe I should paint the walls a different colour?
..and it's about time I packed away my Christmas tree, too!
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #838 on: June 08, 2016, 07:20:13 AM »
Unbelievable!

Went into Woolies when the door opened ten minutes ago to grab some milk, and picked up the last large jar of Moccona from the display.

As I picked it up, this other shopper walked up and started mouthing off at me and waving his arms around, carrying on like a bad mannered 4 year old   
The way he acted, one would think that I had stolen HIS coffee!  Continued with his tantrum and foul mouth as I walked through the checkout.
He got some real odd looks from other shoppers.
Don't blame me, pal, take it up with management!

I hope he didn't drive to the supermarket, because he would definitely be a road rager if you beat him to a parking spot?
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #839 on: June 08, 2016, 06:04:15 PM »
As I picked it up, this other shopper walked up and started mouthing off at me and waving his arms around, carrying on like a bad mannered 4 year old 
The way he acted, one would think that I had stolen HIS coffee!  Continued with his tantrum and foul mouth as I walked through the checkout.
He got some real odd looks from other shoppers.
Don't blame me, pal, take it up with management!

I hope he didn't drive to the supermarket, because he would definitely be a road rager if you beat him to a parking spot?

According to an article I read over the weekend, we're going to see a lot more irrational rage because Ice (crystal methamphetamine) is permeating all levels of society.  Initially it's relatively harmless, but leads to all sorts of melt-downs.
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #840 on: June 08, 2016, 07:32:13 PM »
Could well have been the cause of his behavior.
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« Reply #841 on: June 09, 2016, 07:43:49 AM »
India ... When you get out the wrong side of bed, your whole day is buggered!

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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #842 on: June 09, 2016, 08:10:00 AM »
Probably faked, but very funny. 
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #843 on: June 09, 2016, 09:01:18 AM »
Probably faked, but very funny. 

Certainly faked- why would there have been someone there videoing that sequence without moving?
Still a well conducted skit.     :grin
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« Reply #844 on: June 09, 2016, 12:17:44 PM »
Should have finished the skit with the victim donning the discarded cloak and sitting down on the ground begging,

.. and someone stealing his shoes!  :rofl
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« Reply #845 on: June 09, 2016, 02:06:06 PM »
Today officially must be a slow news day...

https://au.news.yahoo.com/qld/a/31803743/qld-tree-frog-survives-lawn-mower/#page1

An outback green tree frog has made a miraculous recovery in a dedicated frog hospital after being run over by a lawn mower in Mt Isa last month.

An outback green tree frog run over by a lawn mower will be flown back to its Mt Isa home after life-saving treatment in Cairns.

The frog, believed to be two to three years old, was flown to a specialist frog hospital in April after being sliced open by the blade of the mower in a backyard.

"He's gained weight and is eating well, he's an extremely lucky animal," Frog Safe president Deborah Pergolotti told AAP.
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #846 on: June 09, 2016, 06:56:58 PM »
The British have such a command of decorum and aplomb that we can only aspire to…

For my friends who appreciate the finer points of the English language used correctly.

 

His Lordship was in the study when the butler approached and coughed discreetly.

"May I ask you a question, My Lord?"

 "Go ahead, Carson ," said His Lordship.

 "I am doing the crossword in The Times and I have found a word I am not too clear on."

 "What word is that?" asked His Lordship.

 "Aplomb," My Lord.

 
"Now that's a difficult one to explain.  I would say it is self-assurance or complete composure."

 "Thank you, My Lord, but I'm still a little confused."

 "Let me give you an example to make it clearer.  Do you remember a few months ago when the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge arrived to spend a weekend with us?"

"I remember the occasion very well, My Lord. It gave the staff and myself much pleasure to look after them."

 "Also," continued the Earl of Grantham, "do you remember when Wills plucked a rose for Kate in the rose garden?"

 "I was present on that occasion, My Lord, ministering to their needs.

 "While plucking the rose, a thorn embedded itself in his thumb very deeply."

 "I witnessed the incident, My Lord, and saw the Duchess herself remove the thorn and bandage his thumb with her own dainty handkerchief."

 "That evening the hole that the rose made on his thumb was very sore. Kate had to cut up his venison even though it was extremely tender."

 "Yes, My Lord, I did see everything that transpired that evening."

"And do you remember the next morning while you were pouring coffee for Her Ladyship, Kate inquired of Wills with a loud voice,

'Darling, does your prick still throb?'

... And you, Carson, did not spill one drop of coffee ?

 ... THAT, Carson, is complete composure, or aplomb.”

 
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #847 on: June 10, 2016, 02:26:41 PM »
Seems I have a visitor arriving tomorrow before lunch. Stinky Pete is having a Saturday Far Ride cruise to Portland and back home again for the day. :hatwave  :thumbsup
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« Reply #848 on: June 10, 2016, 03:16:54 PM »
I'm also expecting visitors this weekend, Ppopeye and Chris  :runyay
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« Reply #849 on: June 10, 2016, 03:47:28 PM »
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