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« Reply #900 on: June 15, 2016, 09:08:12 PM »
Granny in wheelchair busted for shoplifting.

Checkout girl is in fits!

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« Reply #901 on: June 16, 2016, 12:31:37 AM »
How time flies...
Monica Lewinsky will be 43 in July.....






.... seems like it was only yesterday that she was crawling around The White House on her hands and knees...  :grin
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« Reply #902 on: June 16, 2016, 08:27:45 AM »
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« Reply #903 on: June 16, 2016, 08:34:41 AM »
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« Reply #904 on: June 16, 2016, 01:57:00 PM »
My Mothers Birthday today, she would have been 102 years old.
She passed away 5 days after her 93rd birthday, in 2007
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« Reply #905 on: June 16, 2016, 02:24:17 PM »
Good innings Kev.  My mum just turned 88 and still fighting fit

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« Reply #906 on: June 17, 2016, 03:31:46 AM »
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« Reply #907 on: June 17, 2016, 03:48:54 PM »
How can this woman be so stupid?   :crackup

"How Many In The Family" Riddle
Mom and Dad have 4 daughters, each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the family?

"How Many In The Family" Riddle
Mom and Dad have 4 daughters, each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the family?

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« Reply #908 on: June 17, 2016, 03:57:56 PM »
How can this woman be so stupid?   :crackup

"How Many In The Family" Riddle
Mom and Dad have 4 daughters, each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the family?

"How Many In The Family" Riddle
Mom and Dad have 4 daughters, each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the family?

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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #909 on: June 17, 2016, 04:02:34 PM »
Just look at her hair colour. :dred11 :dred11
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« Reply #910 on: June 17, 2016, 04:23:18 PM »
DUH!  Big-time

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« Reply #911 on: June 17, 2016, 06:03:43 PM »
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« Reply #912 on: June 17, 2016, 07:42:30 PM »
Soooooooo TRUE

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« Reply #913 on: June 17, 2016, 09:41:55 PM »
Hey Kev that's polly waffle house in Canberra that's made up of morons not the universe cos the universe has a brain.



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« Reply #914 on: June 17, 2016, 09:59:35 PM »
A woman found herself standing at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter greeted her and said, “These are the Gates to Heaven, my dear. But you must do one more thing before you can enter.”

The woman was very excited, and asked of St. Peter what she must do.

“Spell a word,” St. Peter replied.

“What word?” she asked.

“Any word,” answered St. Peter. “It’s your choice.”

The woman promptly replied, “Then the word I will spell is love. L-O-V-E.”

St. Peter welcomed her in, and asked her if she would mind taking his place at the gates for a few minutes while he took a break.

So the woman is left sitting in St. Peter’s chair when a man approaches the gates, and she realizes it is her husband.

“What happened?” she cried, “Why are you here?”

Her husband stared at her for a moment, then said, “I was so upset when I left your funeral, I went and spent the night with my secretary.
When I left there in the morning, I was hit by a bus. Did I really make it to Heaven?”

“Not yet,” she replied, “You must spell a word first, the name of a town.”

“Which town?” he asked.

The woman responded, "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch"

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« Reply #915 on: June 18, 2016, 08:12:20 AM »
Young Johnny hid in the back of his brothers car.

His brother jumped in, drove to pick up his girlfriend, and then went out of town.
He pulled to the side of the road, turned the motor off, and said "Yes or no?"
"NO!" she replied.
He reached across, opened her door and said "OK, ... you can walk home!" and drove off.

Johnny thought to himself... "That's direct, to the point, and no messing about!"

When they got home, Johnny snuck from the car, grabbed his bike, and rode next door to little Marys house.
He gave little Mary a dink to the corner, stepped off the bike and said "Well, ... yes or no?"

She said... "Yes?"

He replied "Aww, bugger it!... YOU take the bike, and I'LL walk home...."
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« Reply #916 on: June 18, 2016, 08:13:59 AM »
Hahahahahaha

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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #917 on: June 19, 2016, 02:33:22 PM »
My mobile phone seems confused.. It had turned itself off, unaided.

Again

When I discovered that it was off, naturally, I turned it back on, only to be greeted with the prompt "Battery is low" (AHA!... clue?)
Plugged the charger in... instant onscreen display indicated that the battery IS charged, which is verified by a beep, and a prompt "battery fully charged..disconnect from charger"

While typing the above, the battery condition display has dropped away again to just 20%. Plugged charger back in again.

I guess the battery has reached the end of its life span.

Come to think of it, the phone itself is over 5 years old...?
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« Reply #918 on: June 19, 2016, 04:42:19 PM »
2+ hours later, and the phone indicates that it is fully charged again?
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« Reply #919 on: June 19, 2016, 04:46:40 PM »
Having the same battery problem myself and mine is only 5 1/2 years old.
Bloody nothing lasts anymore!  :OldMan
 
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« Reply #921 on: June 19, 2016, 05:35:48 PM »
Classic

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« Reply #922 on: June 19, 2016, 06:34:44 PM »
If I had adentist like that I'd go to the local veterinarian. :rofl : :rofl :rofl :rofl
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« Reply #923 on: June 19, 2016, 06:41:35 PM »
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« Reply #924 on: June 19, 2016, 11:40:41 PM »
Two blondes fell down a hole.

One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?"

The other replied, "I don't know? ...  I can't see!"
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