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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #1225 on: August 01, 2016, 08:43:01 AM »
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« Reply #1226 on: August 01, 2016, 08:51:04 AM »
Todays Wedder!  :grin
Still wet roads outside, but polite sprinkles eased off at around 5 am. Not heavy enough to register on the rain gauge. Heavy clouds clearing.
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« Reply #1227 on: August 01, 2016, 10:21:33 AM »
Those sneaky clouds! They just skipped around the block and came back again!

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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #1228 on: August 01, 2016, 10:25:44 AM »
A chicken walked into a Library, and said “Booook book book book book?”
 
The librarian filled out the card, and the chicken left with a half dozen books.
 
The next day, the chicken returned... “Booook book book book book?”
... and took out another 6 books.
 
The chicken was back at the library the following day with the same request.
“Booook book book book book?”
 
As the chicken was leaving, the librarian was intrigued, and followed.
The chicken went to the lake, where there was a frog sitting on a lily pad.
 
The chicken offered the reading matter to the frog...
“Booook book book book book?”
 
The frog looked at the titles, and said ... “Reddit!.. reddit ..  reddit, ... saw the movie”
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #1229 on: August 01, 2016, 10:44:14 AM »
A chicken walked into a Library, and said “Booook book book book book?”
 
The librarian filled out the card, and the chicken left with a half dozen books.
 
The next day, the chicken returned... “Booook book book book book?”
... and took out another 6 books.
 
The chicken was back at the library the following day with the same request.
“Booook book book book book?”
 
As the chicken was leaving, the librarian was intrigued, and followed.
The chicken went to the lake, where there was a frog sitting on a lily pad.
 
The chicken offered the reading matter to the frog...
“Booook book book book book?”
 
The frog looked at the titles, and said ... “Reddit!.. reddit ..  reddit, ... saw the movie”

 :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl

That is awesome, haven't read that one before :thumbsup
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #1230 on: August 01, 2016, 11:32:31 AM »
Bloke was walking down the street, spitting, 'Ptoo!' and wiping his mouth.

I asked "Whats the matter?... swallow a bug?"

 "Nah" he replied.. 'Ptoo!'  "Saw this bloke in a 4X4 who was trying to park in a car space about the size of a Mini!
I said 'If you can park that tank in there, I'll kiss your butt' ... 'Ptoo!' ... What a driver!" ... 'Ptoo!'
 
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« Reply #1231 on: August 01, 2016, 11:56:51 AM »
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« Reply #1232 on: August 01, 2016, 12:06:29 PM »
A Mortician was preparing a body, when he noticed that the guy had a GI-NORMOUS wang.
So he took out his camera and took a pic of it.

When he went home that evening, he called to his wife..
"Here!.. have a look at THIS!.. This has to be the largest appendage that ANYONE has ever seen !!!!"

His wife looked at the photo and screamed "HOLY COW!... You mean to tell me that Charlie Henderson is DEAD??
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« Reply #1233 on: August 01, 2016, 06:32:31 PM »
Little Johnny went to school after being absent the previous day,

His teacher demands, "Where were you yesterday?"

"I stayed at home Miss, cause my dad got burnt," replies Johnny.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I hope it wasn't serious?" says the teacher.

To which Johnny replies, "Well, they don't stuff about at that crematorium!"
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« Reply #1234 on: August 02, 2016, 07:46:17 AM »
A quick look out the window.

Yep! ... it's wet out there. (No surprise)

Call me later, have gone back to bed   :grin
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« Reply #1235 on: August 02, 2016, 12:21:30 PM »
*looks out the window
Its overcast and a pleasant 21 °C.
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« Reply #1236 on: August 02, 2016, 12:59:17 PM »
*looks out the window
Its overcast and a pleasant 21 °C.

MMMMMMM ?   Try : 30 C.  Precipitation : 94%    Humidity : 94%  Wind : 16 kph.    :H
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« Reply #1237 on: August 02, 2016, 01:17:25 PM »
Brrrr and yuck!
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« Reply #1238 on: August 02, 2016, 05:26:25 PM »
UNITED NATIONS <info@un.org> Today at 1:25 PM
Message body
-You have been awarded with a Compensation lump sum of US$1,860,000 by the United Nations.
Read the attached official letter carefully for details and claim procedure.

Yer, sure.... and the reason that my antivirus went ape at the attachment is ?????

Didn't open the attachment, but sent a reply from a disposable email addy, informing them I don't need any pocket money this week...
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« Reply #1239 on: August 02, 2016, 06:06:59 PM »
Four stages of life?

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« Reply #1240 on: August 02, 2016, 06:08:35 PM »
Brrrr and yuck!


Gary,
Meant + 30 C, as in tropical country, NOT minus 30    :-[

SORRY ->   My bad.   :spank

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« Reply #1241 on: August 02, 2016, 06:08:43 PM »
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« Reply #1242 on: August 02, 2016, 06:53:06 PM »
Brrrr and yuck!


Gary,
Meant + 30 C, as in tropical country, NOT minus 30    :-[

SORRY ->   My bad.   :spank

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Still yuck at that temp and humidity.

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« Reply #1243 on: August 02, 2016, 06:57:19 PM »
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Still yuck at that temp and humidity.

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« Reply #1244 on: August 03, 2016, 12:38:54 AM »
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Still yuck at that temp and humidity.

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Only 60 degrees C out ???

That's closer than I usually get !     :nahnah

As far as that goes, I much prefer hot and humid to the cold climates any time !

Cold and wet weather these days makes just about every muscle, joint and bone, that I damaged in my mis-spent younger days, hurt like all hell.  :'(

What's so great about old age ???   ANSWER - NOTHING !!! :OldMan

My daughter (from first marriage) says I'm too old to ride motorbikes any more.   :cuss

My 'new' BETTER HALF (for the past 7 years) says she wont get on the back of my bike because I go far too fast ! (20kph MAX. in the city and 70 - 80kph country roads) 

Just can't win either which way !   :|||| :|||| :||||                                             

Now, what where you saying again ?   I've forgotten.   :-[   :think1           Must be going senile  :-[



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« Reply #1245 on: August 03, 2016, 07:10:17 AM »
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« Reply #1246 on: August 03, 2016, 12:48:28 PM »
Odd how our concept of things change over many years .... I come from an era where a 'Pokemon' was a Jamaican proctologist!
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« Reply #1247 on: August 03, 2016, 12:51:14 PM »
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« Reply #1248 on: August 03, 2016, 07:53:34 PM »
As I grew up, there was no such thing as 'Social Media' .. NO Face-Ache, Twatter, Hoo-Ya, Tumbl-in or Linked-Up.

... people went out and visited their friends in person, and actually physically hugged them!

( Obviously, I have no need or use for any of these applications, I can annoy enough people right here  :grin  )
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« Reply #1249 on: August 04, 2016, 02:57:16 AM »
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