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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Poppy Dave on July 30, 2012, 11:27:05 PM

Title: Confessions of a hooker
Post by: Poppy Dave on July 30, 2012, 11:27:05 PM

A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary
when the wife says, 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I
made a confession: Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years.'

The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says, 'My
love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years! I cannot hold your past against you,
maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?'

She said, 'I don't think you understand, my name was Brian and I played rugby for Wales .

Title: Re: Confessions of a hooker
Post by: Brock on July 31, 2012, 08:26:59 AM

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Confessions of a hooker
Post by: Whizz on July 31, 2012, 12:50:52 PM

 :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup

 :-++ :-++ :-++ :-++ :-++

Immediately forward to a gazillion people (OK, a few!)

Title: Re: Confessions of a hooker
Post by: JuST Peter on August 05, 2012, 08:26:14 PM

  >:():crackup :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Confessions of a hooker
Post by: Biggles on August 05, 2012, 08:53:55 PM

Shades of "The Crying Game"...  again.  One for the movie buffs.   :wink1