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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Sabie on August 06, 2012, 11:45:28 PM

Title: Man's side of the STORY!
Post by: Sabie on August 06, 2012, 11:45:28 PM

How Adam Got Eve -- Priceless

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.  :whistle

So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.  :phone

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.  :butt

He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you    :thumb

She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.  :thumbs

She will praise you!  :thumbsup

She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.

'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.'
 

Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'  :o

God replied, 'An arm and a leg. :eek

  :think1

Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib?'

Of course the rest is history............!!!!
 

Title: Re: Man's side of the STORY!
Post by: Brock on August 07, 2012, 08:43:53 AM

 :rofl :rofl :eek

Title: Re: Man's side of the STORY!
Post by: Tipsy on August 07, 2012, 09:17:48 AM

 :wht11 py

 :rofl :rofl
and then a Dinosaur ate em

Tipsy