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Confessions of a hooker
« on: July 30, 2012, 11:27:05 PM »
A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary
when the wife says, 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I
made a confession: Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years.'

The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says, 'My
love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years! I cannot hold your past against you,
maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?'

She said, 'I don't think you understand, my name was Brian and I played rugby for Wales .
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Re: Confessions of a hooker
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2012, 08:26:59 AM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: Confessions of a hooker
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2012, 12:50:52 PM »
 :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup

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Re: Confessions of a hooker
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2012, 08:26:14 PM »
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Re: Confessions of a hooker
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2012, 08:53:55 PM »
Shades of "The Crying Game"...  again.  One for the movie buffs.   :wink1
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