A recent college graduate decided to turn to prostitution
Due to his huge student loans and low salary, so he placed a large sign that read:
One sexy time on the floor: $25
One sexy time on the couch: $50
One sexy time on the Bed: $100
An old lady sees the sign and quickly runs to the bank makes a quick withdrawal, and goes to the young man’s apartment and hands over the $100 bill
The young man then says: “all right so sexy time in the bed you old saucy minx?”
Then the old granny smirks and says: “Hell no sugar, I want 4 on the floor!”
