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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #68937 on: August 20, 2022, 10:52:58 AM »
A Soviet archaeology team is in Egypt on an expedition.

They come across a pyramid with a mummy inside.. Unfortunately, they can't determine who the mummy is. They get in touch with the NKVD who arrive a few hours later in the form of three hulking men carrying briefcases. The NKVD goons go inside the pyramid. After a few hours they come out.

"The mummy is Amenhotep XIII" says one of the NKVD goons.

"How did you find out?" asks one of the archaeologists.

The NKVD goon replied "He admitted it"
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #68947 on: August 20, 2022, 01:01:35 PM »
An attractive snow-woman notices a snowman gawking at her.
She says,
“Listen pal, my ice are up here!”
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #68949 on: August 20, 2022, 01:20:12 PM »
Sister Teresa is walking down to breakfast when she meets another nun walking up.
"Good morning, Sister Assumpta!" says Sister Teresa. "Good morning, Sister Teresa!" says the other. "Did you get out of bed the wrong side this morning?"

Puzzled, Sister Teresa continues on her way to the refectory. "Good morning, Sister Pieta!" she says to the nun serving porridge. "Good morning, Sister Teresa!" says the other. "Did you get out of bed the wrong side this morning?"

Now the tiniest bit miffed, Sister Teresa goes and eats her porridge, then as she is returning her bowl and spoon for washing she notices the Mother Superior. "Good morning, Reverend Mother!" she says, trying not to wince in anticipation. Sure enough, the Mother Superior asks the same as the other two, and Sister Teresa is on the verge of tears. "Why is everyone asking me that? Have I been rude? Do I look bad-tempered?" she wails.

"Oh no, dear!" says the Mother Superior. "It's just that you're wearing the Bishop's slippers."
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