Some People...Sheesh!

[Diesel]

So - Yesterday morning, I took Mrs Diesel on the bike to brekky at Maleny right? - all good.

Today, I took Mrs Diesel on the bike to afternoon tea at the Pitstop cafe up the range on Mt Mee-Dayboro Rd - okay?...

Guess what? She still hasn't WASHED MY BIKE!!!!!     

Should I:

- lash her to the yard arm for a few weeks?;
- flog her to within an inch of life?; or
- close my legs for a month to teach her a lesson?

What do you guys do when such insubordination is apparent?

Advice sought.

Cheers, Diesel

PS - Nobody better tell her I posted this!!          

[RubenCan]

Diesel,

Mate, count yourself very lucky. At least your missus will mount your STeed, I can't get mine anywhere near it. Perhaps its my insistance that she wear a little leather skirt that troubles her....I just don't know.
But really count your actions as a deposit at the bank, they do build up interest (or brownie points) that you may withdraw (read emotional blackmail) and use at a later stage.

Yours in brotherhood 

Ruben

[Streak]

You diesel it was nice knowing you mine would have known in about 12 seconds, she would have felt the disturbance in the force.....

[Brock]

Never let her indoors touch the bike ( except to climb on the back seat), next she will want to drive......

[alans1100]

Ony trouble with cleaning the bike is it gets dirty again..........lol

I suppose we should make an effort and tidy it up a bit for Friday's run to the border. Normally Heather will have it half done before I even think about doing it.
Same with Heather's bike, at least once a week for her..........lol

[saaz]

My advice is that you will never have enough points in the bank to cover any trips you want to do, so why waste points?  Perhaps give her a thrill by you washing the bike in the speedos....

[Biggles]

My advice is that you will never have enough points in the bank to cover any trips you want to do, so why waste points?  Perhaps give her a thrill by you washing the bike in the speedos....mankini!

[Aj1300]

 Diesel, I think you are lucky to get your misses on the back. I would love to be able too share the riding experience with me. I would even wash my own bike if she would get on the back

[Biggles]

I had mine on the back yesterday.  We just got rolling and she banged my helmet three times with what sounded like a hammer.  I stopped and said "This better be important!" with my ears still ringing from the banging.  She'd forgotten to put on her gloves.  We're gonna have to establish a better communication system- and I don't plan to put a mic in her helmet, thanks all the same for the suggestion...     

[SToz]

Put Mrs Palmer on standby..........

[Brian]

Wash yer own bike ya lazy sod.....just get her to serve the drinks in a bikini is an option

[Sabie]

Aaahh Deisel, you have some learning to do my son. Don't wake the sleeping dragon.

Old ST rider saying, man who expects wife to clean bike.......also believes in Tooth Fairy......

 

[alphafang]

If I told mine to wash the bike I would probably be needing the tooth fairy.
I wash my own bike, If she can turn my underwear pink I'm letting her nowhere near the bike.

[Diesel]

           


 

[keith3po]

Paul that's no way to wash a bike.