Three priests we’re traveling to Pittsburgh
The leader says to the first priest, take this money to the counter and get us three tickets to Pittsburgh and get the change in nickels and dimes.
The first priest heads to the counter and sees an absolutely stunning beautiful girl - wearing a tight thin t-shirt that reveals very clearly her amazing breasts.
He says - “May I have three pickets to titsburgh and...” realizing what he said embarrassingly leaves without the tickets.
The lead priest asks what happened but he was too ashamed to say, so he says to the second...go to the counter, get us 3 tickets to Pittsburgh and get the change in nickels and dimes.
The second priest goes to the counter and seeing the same remarkable and glorious scene says “please give me 3 tickets to Pittsburgh and provide the change in nipples and di...” and embarrassingly leaves.
The lead priest getting no explanation again decides to do the job himself.
He arrives at the window, and upon gazing upon the voluptuousness and perfection, says “I’d like 3 tickets to Pittsburgh, and I’d like the change in nickels and dimes.”
She completes the transaction, and he turns to leave...but turns back to say “Miss, may I just say the way you’re presenting yourself here on earth, when you get to heaven, St. Finger’s going to shake his Peter at you”