Well.......I was originally known as Tazziebaz, :) which was a combination of where I now live (Tasmania) and my christian name (Barry or Baz, for short)...............then I had a slight misshap, didn't I, and unfortunately I posted a report of what happened on this site, and then a certain 6'4'' banana bending smart ar#@ got hold of it, didn't he!! and my name changed overnight to COUCH!!
For those who don't know, I was making a very slow uturn (idle speed) at a T junction when I elected to travel over a very short stretch of grass that appeared to be dry and solid...............well it turned out to be dry on top but had a couple of inches of soft ground (mud) beneath the surface.....needless to say, although my bike approched the grass totally upright, as soon as my back wheel hit the grass, away it went, and I was down before I had time to take my feet of the foot pegs.
The footpeg actually closed up on my foot and although I was wearing boots, I thought I'd broken it for a time. Fortunately a vehicle travelling past saw it all happen and they came back and gave me a hand in lifting it, which I doubt I could have done in the MUD.
Bugger.........here I am now re-living it all again!! Hence the name "Couch"....meaning a type of grass I guess.
For those of you yet unnamed souls.............beware, Diesel is always on the lookout! You just never know what you might end up with.
The latest one I believe is "ONENUT".................but I wouldn't have a clue where that one came from, hey Roper!!