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« Reply #11105 on: February 14, 2019, 11:37:19 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #11106 on: February 14, 2019, 02:54:34 PM »
Bought some groceries at Woolies this afternoon, a little over $100 worth.
On checking the receipt, found I had only been charged for 1 packet of Tim Tams, not the 2 that I purchased.

Went back to Woolies to correct the error, and advised the cashier that she had only scanned one packet.
Paid for the second packet, because thats just me.

This exchange was observed by a senior staffer who I also know, and while the cashier and I were chatting, the senior
walked away from the register for a moment then returned and passed me a pack of mini Mars Bars, and said quietly
"Thats for being honest!"

The biscuits were only worth $1.82 (half price special) whereas the Mars minis retail for around $3.50.

Bonus!

This exchange may have also been influenced by my reporting of a shoplifter a few weeks ago, the thief produced a battery charger worth around $20 at the register, when I had witnessed him pocket 5 or 6 x $25 packs of rechargeable batteries.

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« Reply #11110 on: February 14, 2019, 11:26:54 PM »
Finally found a use for my Gym membership card today ...

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« Reply #11111 on: February 14, 2019, 11:38:58 PM »
It's easy to tell which bottle contains her PMS medication.

It's the one with teethmarks on the screw cap lid.
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #11114 on: February 15, 2019, 03:41:29 AM »
A man walks into a bar and starts pouring down the beers. Burp.
Having had one too many, the man was beginning to display an ugly side.

An unescorted female sat down beside him and he whispered to her, "Hey ! How about it babe? You and me?"
As she got up to move, he said loudly:
"Honey, you sure look like you could use the money, but I don't have an extra two dollars."
She looked back and replied just as loudly, "What makes you think I charge by the inch?"
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #11115 on: February 15, 2019, 07:58:25 AM »
If a turtle has no shell, is he naked, or homeless?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #11118 on: February 15, 2019, 08:46:54 AM »
Hard to understand Jills purpose in life.

She doesn't do jack on her birthday.

She doesn't do jack on his birthday, either?
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #11122 on: February 15, 2019, 01:31:12 PM »
Britney Spears and Barbie have 3 things in common.

They're both blonde, plastic and brainless!

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« Reply #11123 on: February 15, 2019, 01:39:11 PM »
Went for a short drive out of town an hour ago, to check out the local wild blackberries.

Seems that the recent hot weather took its toll, as most of the blackberry bushes are dead, and the few berries on the surviving plants are tiny, smaller than a fingernail and as hard as chalk.

Got back into the car and started heading home. First corner I came to, discovered that the power steering has failed and I had to manually wrestle the car through the corner, and almost had a head on! :o
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« Reply #11124 on: February 15, 2019, 02:03:50 PM »
There are many different types of Souls, which can be arranged alphabetically.

Type A souls: Those who only think of themselves. like used car or Insurance salesmen.

Type B souls: Those who think of others, like Nurses, Doctors.

Politicians are way down the alphabet under Type R.
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