A blonde once owned a big, beautiful garden
Since there were so many flowers, she hired a gardener to do all the watering, weeding etc., and the gardener did everything perfectly.
One day, she told the gardener to water the plants. Once the gardener went to the garden, it suddenly rained.
Knowing that his work wouldn't be needed that day, the gardener reported back to the blonde.
"Oh! You're so quick!", remarked the blonde, "How did you manage to water the plants that fast?!"
"Well ma'am," responded the gardener, "I didn't water the plants today."
"Wha-", gasped the blonde, "But why not?!"
"You see...", noted the gardener as he pointed to the garden, "it's raining now, so...."
"QUIT YOUR EXCUSES!", the blonde angrily retorted, "GET AN UMBRELLA!"