A Catholic, a Protestant and a Jew are stuck on a life raft in the middle of the ocean.
The Catholic and the Protestant pray for help, while the Jew relaxes in the corner of the raft, clipping his fingernails.
After they pray, the Catholic says to the Jew, "How come you're not praying? Don't you want God to help us?"
The Jew says, "20 years ago I opened up a clothing store. At the end of the year, I gave $1000 to the temple.
Business was booming. I opened up a second store, and at the end of that year I gave $3000 to the temple.
Now, I'm nationwide. I have 1200 stores coast to coast, and last year I donated $10 million to the temple.
So don't worry. He'll find us!"