Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3059853 times)

Brock · « **Reply #15050 on:** November 17, 2019, 09:25:28 AM »

Now you lot have done it, given Kev encouragement...

Oh OK well done Kev.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15051 on:** November 17, 2019, 09:38:35 AM »

Thanks guys, much appreciated.

Bloodman · « **Reply #15052 on:** November 17, 2019, 03:12:08 PM »

Congratulations Kev truely deserved for someone who makes it worthwhile getting up in the morning.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15053 on:** November 17, 2019, 04:00:44 PM »

Thanks Justin

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15054 on:** November 17, 2019, 04:34:42 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15055 on:** November 17, 2019, 05:48:56 PM »

Never goose a ghost...

You will end up with a fist full of sheet.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15056 on:** November 17, 2019, 08:39:18 PM »

"Son, what's the plural of goose?"

"Geese."

"Very good. What do you say if there's more than one cow?"

"Cows, or herd of cows."

"Excellent. - How about if there's more than one spider, what then?"

"Shit!"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15057 on:** November 17, 2019, 08:44:34 PM »

Who is the best known Mexican author of childrens fairy-tales??

Juan Suponatime.....

Shillas · « **Reply #15058 on:** November 17, 2019, 09:11:29 PM »

My wife didn't believe me when I said that I would give our daughter a silly name.

So I decided to call her Bluff.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15059 on:** November 17, 2019, 09:17:09 PM »

Willie Stroker hated HIS parents...

Shillas · « **Reply #15060 on:** November 17, 2019, 09:22:33 PM »

So did Dwayne Pipe.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15061 on:** November 17, 2019, 09:26:01 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15062 on:** November 17, 2019, 09:31:03 PM »

... I bet Batman was pissed ...

Shillas · « **Reply #15063 on:** November 17, 2019, 09:50:35 PM »

Not as much as Winnie the Pooh. Tigger had to find himself a new bitch.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15064 on:** November 17, 2019, 09:54:50 PM »

Gadget · « **Reply #15065 on:** November 17, 2019, 09:57:35 PM »

Ineada Beer's parents were harsh.

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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15066 on:** November 17, 2019, 09:59:25 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15067 on:** November 18, 2019, 12:45:54 PM »

Homemade Trump stew.

One wiener, one cooked goose, lots of tweeted spilled beans, and tons of hot water.

Add snitches as necessary, and stir vigorously.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15068 on:** November 18, 2019, 02:55:56 PM »

A stork gets home after a bad day at work and is chilling with his wife.

"How was work today, dear?" she asked.

"I had a really big baby today, and I dropped him because he was too heavy!"

"Oh, you silly goose," she says... "The heavy babies are supposed to be delivered by crane!"

Bodø · « **Reply #15069 on:** November 18, 2019, 03:03:18 PM »

He'll just have to swallow his pride.

Bodø · « **Reply #15070 on:** November 18, 2019, 03:04:10 PM »

Is anyone crying fowl?

« **Reply #15071 on:** November 18, 2019, 03:04:50 PM »

He may have considered it a bit of a lark. Some deliverers are bustards.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15072 on:** November 18, 2019, 03:12:21 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15073 on:** November 18, 2019, 03:18:06 PM »

I was driving down the street this morning and a stupid magpie flew out in front of my car.
I didn't have enough time to swerve or stop, and ran right into him.

It must've hit at the right angle because sure enough, it bounced off the hood of my car, popped up and over, and smacked straight into a police car windshield right behind me.

Immediately, his lights went on and I got pulled over. I'm a bit pissed off at this point, when the officer walks over to my car.
He proceeds to ask "Know why I pulled you over?"

I shrugged, and he said "Not cool, to flip a bird at the cops!"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #15074 on:** November 18, 2019, 04:20:05 PM »

Do Mexicans play tennis Juan on Juan?

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