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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #14975 on: November 09, 2019, 01:10:14 PM »
When did Reagan threaten to tear down a wall ?
 
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« Reply #14976 on: November 09, 2019, 01:26:25 PM »
He didn't threaten, he demanded.

"Tear down this wall", also known as the Berlin Wall Speech, is a speech delivered by U.S. President Ronald Reagan in West Berlin on Friday, June 12, 1987.
Date: 12 June 1987
Also known as: Berlin Wall Speech
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« Reply #14977 on: November 09, 2019, 03:10:36 PM »
Well that's not a promise.

But this is.
 
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« Reply #14978 on: November 09, 2019, 03:35:22 PM »
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« Reply #14979 on: November 09, 2019, 03:44:04 PM »
Echo And The Bunnymen were my favorite band in high school.
 
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« Reply #14980 on: November 09, 2019, 05:29:51 PM »
Little Mary is riding a train with her grandma.
Suddenly, Mary opens the window and leans out.

"Watch out Mary, you might get hurt by tree branches." says grandma.

Mary replies "Don't worry grandma, there are no trees, just con-con-con-con-con-concrete pillars!"
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« Reply #14981 on: November 09, 2019, 08:29:11 PM »
Mary had a little watch, she swallowed it one day.
So all she took was castor oil, to pass the time away.
The castor oil, it did not work, the time, it did not pass.
So if you want to know what time it is, just look up Mary's ...

... uncle.

... He's got a watch.
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« Reply #14982 on: November 09, 2019, 11:26:21 PM »
Bob looked at Jenny and said ”I can’t believe it! ... 5 whole happy years of marriage!”

Jenny: "Bob, we have been married for 11 years!"

Bob: "I SAID HAPPY!"
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« Reply #14983 on: November 10, 2019, 09:43:37 AM »
Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world. In an effort to solve this dilemma, he decided that a few apostles would return to earth and fetch a sample of each drug, so they could understand what these substances did...
Two days after the operation is implemented, the disciples begin to return.

Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in each disciple as they return.

**Knock knock!**

"Who is it?"

"It's Mark."

Jesus opens the door.

"What did you bring Mark?"

"Marijuana from Colombia."

"Very well son, come in."

Another soft knock is heard.

"Who is it?"

"It's Matthew."

Jesus opens the door.

"What did you bring Matthew?"

"Cocaine from Bolivia."

"Very well son, come in."

At the next knock Jesus asks, "Who is it?"

"It's John."

Jesus opens the door.

"What did you bring John?"

"Crack from New York."

"Very well son, come in."

Someone starts pounding on the door.

"Who is it?"

"It's Judas!"

Jesus opens the door.

"What did you bring Judas?"

"FREEZE! THIS IS THE DEA!"
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« Reply #14984 on: November 10, 2019, 10:32:20 AM »
The most toxic stuff known to mankind.

1. Arsenic
2. Cyanide
3. Polonium
4. Mercury
5. Climate Change Activists.
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« Reply #14985 on: November 10, 2019, 10:41:31 AM »
you forgot Vegan nutters...
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« Reply #14986 on: November 10, 2019, 11:25:39 AM »
 :rofl ... and flat earthers
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« Reply #14987 on: November 10, 2019, 11:53:33 AM »
What about.

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« Reply #14988 on: November 10, 2019, 01:02:09 PM »
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« Reply #14989 on: November 10, 2019, 01:21:58 PM »
A blonde had her car break down, and it was towed to the garage.

The mechanic said "There's a coffee shop next door, give me a half hour?"

When she returned, the mechanic said "All fixed, just crap in the carby!"

The blonde whined "And how often do I have to do that?"

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« Reply #14990 on: November 10, 2019, 01:39:17 PM »
A cockroach can survive a nuclear holocaust, but if you swat it with a newspaper, it will die instantly.


This is proof of how toxic the media can be.
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« Reply #14991 on: November 10, 2019, 04:06:25 PM »
I went to the last Paralympics ... no, not as a competitor.

I was employed to assist the wheelchair competitors at the long jump.

It was my job to jam the broom through the spokes of the wheelchairs.
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« Reply #14992 on: November 10, 2019, 04:46:45 PM »
My cat had a hairball caught in her throat
It was awful, she couldn't get it out. She'd wander around hacking, trying to get it out.
I chatted with a vet about this and he suggested i put vaseline on her front paws. I...uh what?
He explained further - vaseline is a non-toxic lubricant. If you put it on her paws, cats hate the feeling and will do the only thing they can do - lick it off. The vaseline will coat the throat and allow the hairball to get out.

I just stared at him for a minute before saying - "That sounds incredibly logical, I'll try it."
Sure enough, a week later, she started hacking. I applied some vaseline and she gave me the death stare as she licked it off.
But it worked, and she got the hairball up and out. Fantastic!
I repeated the process as needed over the next few weeks and it worked every time. But she hated it every time.

Yesterday, she started hacking. She looked at me. I looked at her, and like a rocket - she's running away from me.
I take off after her, she runs though an open door - my neighbour, a nice grandmother is sitting on her porch
- all she sees is my cat running across the lawn, me chasing her with a jar of vaseline calling 'Here kitty kitty!'
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« Reply #14993 on: November 10, 2019, 05:51:22 PM »
The most toxic stuff known to mankind.

1. Arsenic
2. Cyanide
3. Polonium
4. Mercury
5. Climate Change Activists.

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« Reply #14994 on: November 10, 2019, 06:47:44 PM »
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« Reply #14995 on: November 10, 2019, 06:48:56 PM »
What's The Difference Between Donald Trump & a Bag of Cheetos?

One is a cheesy sack of toxic crap that's pumped up with orange dye and hot air, and is sold to ignorant masses with no taste.

The other is a corn-based snack food.
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« Reply #14996 on: November 10, 2019, 11:33:15 PM »
The other night I played a blank CD at full blast.

The mime next door went nuts.
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« Reply #14997 on: November 10, 2019, 11:40:55 PM »
A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?!" she asked.

"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in- law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained." It excites him to no end.
Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end.
He can't get enough of me".


The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch, waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered sensually.

".... Needs ironing!" he replied...
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« Reply #14998 on: November 10, 2019, 11:44:50 PM »
I bought a CD of ice cream van music.

Now I drive around with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces when they rush out to the footpath...
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« Reply #14999 on: November 10, 2019, 11:48:13 PM »
When my mate turned 40, I sent him a music CD in the mail: UB40


A month later on my 40th, I received a music CD in the mail from him: U2
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