Computers are like air conditioners because they stop working properly when you open Windows!
If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed... Oh, wait a minute, he already does!
Windows Multitasking: A means of screwing up several things at once.
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level.
Stuff that will make them scream, and cry in pain and anger!"
He is now employed at Microsoft, writing error messages.
