A Jewish Samurai.
- "Demonstrate your skills!"commanded the Emperor.
The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box, and released a fly.
He drew his samurai sword and*Swish!* the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two!"
- "What a feat!" said the Emperor.
- "Number Two Samurai, show me what you do."
The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly.
He drew his samurai sword and* Swish! * Swish! *
The fly fell to the floor neatly quartered.
- "That is skill!" nodded the Emperor.
- "How are you going to top that, Number three Samurai?"
The Jewish samurai, Obi-wan Cohen, stepped forward, opened a tiny box releasing one fly, drew his samurai sword and*Swoooooosh! * flourished his sword so mightily that a gust of wind blew through the room.
But the fly was still buzzing around!!! In disappointment, the Emperor said:
- "What kind of skill is that?
The fly isn't even dead."
- "Dead?," replied the Jewish Samurai,
Dead is easy. But..., Circumcision...??"
