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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #11300 on: March 01, 2019, 12:38:46 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #11301 on: March 01, 2019, 02:37:50 AM »
One of the many benefits of having an overseas email addy.

Seems the FBI are after me, for non-payment of a traffic infringement notice issued in New York City last month (January) ...

Of course, the email originated in Turkey, where the FBI have a large presence ...

I think it is very generous that they offer the option of using multiple US$50 iTunes cards to pay the fine?
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« Reply #11302 on: March 01, 2019, 04:02:59 AM »


Bring a full stop to this right now !
 
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« Reply #11303 on: March 01, 2019, 04:04:56 AM »

Reading between the lines the next to go could be a spine.
 
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« Reply #11304 on: March 01, 2019, 04:06:21 AM »
 :grin
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« Reply #11305 on: March 01, 2019, 05:25:28 AM »
My mate Terry in Hoppers Crossing, Melbourne, bought a new fridge, a double door model.
Nothing wrong with his old fridge, but Elaine wanted a bigger one.

Would cost a bucket to rent a trailer and take the old one to the tip with the fees they charge, so he decided to give it away.
He put it on the footpath with a sign which read "Free to good home. Works OK."

It sat there for almost two weeks, so he changed the sign last Wednesday afternoon to "For sale, $40, works ok."
It was stolen around 9.30 PM Wednesday night.
Problem solved.
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« Reply #11308 on: March 01, 2019, 10:00:47 PM »
It's never to late to take it up

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« Reply #11309 on: March 01, 2019, 10:05:01 PM »
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« Reply #11310 on: March 01, 2019, 10:08:35 PM »
Too late, America ... you made your choice!

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« Reply #11314 on: March 02, 2019, 04:19:46 AM »
It's never to late to take it up




I suggest next year might be a tad harder.
 

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« Reply #11315 on: March 02, 2019, 04:25:59 AM »
Well, 2 out of 3 aint bad?  :Stirpot
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« Reply #11316 on: March 02, 2019, 05:33:42 AM »
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« Reply #11317 on: March 02, 2019, 09:05:03 AM »
Will somebody please explain how 45 degree angle parking to the kerb works, to this wanker?

He is taking up two parking bays and blocking the bike lane. Apart from blocking the view for traffic reversing from my driveway.

(Parallel parking is across the road, unlimited space)

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« Reply #11318 on: March 02, 2019, 09:33:10 AM »
He just wants a bit of shade.
 
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« Reply #11319 on: March 02, 2019, 09:40:04 AM »
He got several shades of language when he backed out and blocked the traffic, and then drove blindly to the other side of the road and almost wore a truck through his back window. Must have rented the camper, and they threw in a driving permit as part of the deal. :o :agro:
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« Reply #11320 on: March 02, 2019, 10:07:43 AM »
Now theres a bus parked in the shade, blocking access to 6 parking spaces .. no sign of the driver? Shadow puss is not impressed.

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« Reply #11322 on: March 02, 2019, 06:01:30 PM »
A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill.

"I'm shocked!" she complained. "This is three times what you normally charge?"

"Yes, I know," said the dentist. "But you screamed so much, you scared away my other two patients."

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« Reply #11323 on: March 02, 2019, 06:18:43 PM »
Any visitors who drop by here today may have to knock very loudly, as it's almost soundproof here in my refrigerator.
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